‘Monro, Haytham and Shay need to do a threesome together.’
‘Threesome with Shay and Colonel Monro please. THAT would be great. I want to ride Shay’s face.’
‘Colonel Monro has always been that gentle soul but historically he was known for hanging traitors or defectors like dogs. I like to imagine that has a rough and manly side in contrast to his refined exterior. He’s still a Templar after all. I want him to choke me.’