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Edward: He would eat oysters before sex, and give his partner some as well.

Aveline: she would go for chocolate, especially dark chocolate from the Americas.

Adéwalé: Watermelons would help quench his thirst on a hot, tropical day…and also quench his thirst for other things.

Altair: He’d eat and share a fig with his partner.

Shao Jun: Chat tea–she would innocently sip some for breakfast before she gets naughty.

Haytham: Coffee–yep, that morning coffee will sure make him feel energized in more ways than one.

Desmond: Bananas–he’d probably throw some in his lunch box to take to work or to the gym, and then after he’s pumped, he gets even more so during sex.

Arno: He’d have whipped cream on his tongue, and maybe even use it on his partner during sex.

– Ezio Auditore

Let’s see there’s a lot of aphrodisiacs all around the world so I gave each assassin one they would most likely use in their time, their location & gender.

Desmond: Avocados have Vit E that helps the body churn out hormones like testosterone that circulates in your bloodstream and stimulate sexual responses.

Altair: Olive oil is a good source of monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats, which are critical for a healthy heart, blood flow and hormone production.

Ezio: Red wine contains resveratrol, an antioxidant that helps boost blood flow and improves circulation before and during intercourse.

Connor: Honey supports testosterone production, which can increase desire and provide an energy boost.

Aveline: Coffee is a stimulant that ups the heart rate and makes the blood flow. It’s also said to put women in the “mood for sex”.

Edward: Oysters are brimming with zinc, a mineral that cranks up the production of testosterone, which has been linked to a higher sex drive.

Adéwalé: Chili Peppers stimulate endorphins (fell good hormones), speed up heart rate and make you sweat.

Shay: Salmon’s packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which keep sex-hormone production at it’s peak. Plus, salmon has a great taste,

Haytham: Pine nuts are loaded with zinc, which is essential for producing testosterone.

Arno: Chocolate contains PEA, which stimulates the same hormone your body releases during sex. It also sparks dopamine production in the brain.

Shao Jun: Ginger’s a powerful circulatory system stimulant that has great impact on women’s blood flow to sexual organs improving stimulation and arousal.

Arbaaz: Nutmeg’s warming properties stimulate sexual appetite while its ability to sweeten breath increased attraction.

Evie: Pomegranates, the seeds of this luscious red fruit improve blood flow and are rumored to increase genital sensitivity.

Jacob: Vanilla’s sweet pod is a mild nerve stimulant, which can enhance sexual sensation.

~Claudia

In case you want to make your own and name it after your favourite Assassin/Templar I’m linking to channels that I follow on YouTube. (A lot of them are also what you call “ASMR” videos ie., the only sounds you’ll hear are the sounds of mixing, etc. I find them really relaxing.)

Desmond: Oreo caramel microwave mug cake. The easiest and most accessible way to bake a cake is through the microwave *nods sagely* And I can’t think of a more American way than adding Oreo to it. I’d eat it when I really want to wind down after work~

Altaïr: “Magic” cake. So-called because it has three types of cake in one (sponge, custard and fudge). When I think of Altaïr I think of all the magic he does with his fingers. *coughs* And when I eat one slice I’ll eat each part carefully and see which I like best. ;D

Ezio: Tiramisu chocolate mousse. Just looking at the name makes me salivate tbh. I’d lap that up during Valentine’s Day.

Connor: Cinnamon roll. Because he IS the most cinnamon roll of all cinnamon rolls. I’d lick the cream first then nibble my way in. 8D

Aveline: Chocolate sponge with fresh ginger. Sweet and a little spicy. Oh, yes, That’s how I see Aveline. I’d nom my way through that.

Edward: Nutella chocolate muffins. Because nothing says “so sinful damn gimme more” than a chocolate cupcake with Nutella inside it. Heck, any food with Nutella should be associated with Edward.

Adéwalé: Hazelnut brownies. If Edward has Nutella, Adé has hazelnut. I’d quickly devour one and wouldn’t finish the whole batch right away. I’d make it last long. Ehem.

Shay: Mango pudding. I live in a tropical country that has a lot of mangoes and normally I eat them very messily (the “true” way of eating a mango is with your bare hands imo). But since we’re talking about desserts and not fruits I’d settle for a Shay mango pudding. Perhaps eat it in the same messy way. 8D

Haytham: Earl Grey cookies. I’ve never tried it, but it looks so damned good like me with Haytham tbh

Arno: Custard butt pudding. Yes, that is a custard pudding that is shaped like a butt. God bless the Japanese. I’d marvel at that butt pudding first before I’d eat it.

Shao Jun: Bubble tea. I’d sip that up until the very last drop (and chew on each tapioca ball).

Arbaaz: Chocolate souffle. I would pour my cream all over that *coughs*

Evie: No bake strawberry cheese cake. Because Evie to me would be less about sweetness and more of that zesty tang. Definitely would have more than one slice because I won’t be able to get enough of it.

Jacob: Salted caramel butter cookie. It’s Jacob so it has to have butter in it. *coughs* I’d lick the caramel centre first, of course. Slow little licks because I’d love to savour that salty sweet goodness. When I’m done I’d bring three or even the whole jar with me at work. You know, for snacks when I’m bored. *coughs*

– Signora Paola

Connor: HOT DOG OF FREEDOM. Okay not really a dessert, but I’ve been craving sausages all month ok? lol. I would….put my hand around the base, place my lips on the tip and then suck it in. L;KJA;LSKDJFA;LSDKFJ;l

Aveline: Ben-Yays. I’d chew on the softness and let the flavor melt in my mouth.

Desmond: Hershey’s chocolate kisses lol. Kiss those Hershey’s nippples~

Haytham: English Toffee. I’d bit on it hard, then just let it melt in my mouth.

Shao Jun: Red Bean Buns, yum! Hot and steamy, just how I’d like it~

I personally like to take my time and savor the flavor of any food I eat. ;P

– Ezio Auditore