‘So I think Jacob Frye would kinda taste a little salty, like fish and chips.’
Maybe a little bit sweet, too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Someone needs to give him a taste test to make sure; any volunteers?
~ Signora Paola
Foodie anon again: I call Ah Tabai’s penis the ‘Pupusas de Queso’, since he’s Mayan and all. I bet you be taste like it, too.
“I want to suck Connor’s hot dog”.
Hmm, you want some Fryes with that?
~Claudia
‘Sorry to bug you ladies but it’s the sexy food anon again. I hope you can find away to include the food in the edited pics themselves.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because I also have another secret: I want to lick Connor’s delicious dark chocolate nipples. I bet you they taste like Toblerone.’
Do Connor’s nipples have a creamy nougat centre, I wonder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘Hello it’s the foodie sex anon again. I am here to confess as many dirty secrets as I can about food and sex, because those two go hand in hand. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also to drive those evil spirits away that ruin the fun on this blog. So here is another confession:) I want to place some Yema all over Arno’s butt and lick it off. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘So it’s me again, Madonna Paola. I now know what to call Adéwalé’s–the “Curry Chicken Skewer”. Cesare’s is “the Giant Churro”–with extra hot chocolate sauce–or the “Extra Spicy Salami”, since…ya know…he’s half Spanish, half Italian. Shay’s is obviously the “Pepper Irish-style Sausage”, or maybe he’s the “Irish Cream”. 😉 Cuali (since he’s a damn sexy multiplayer character) is the “spicy Chili Chicken Burrito”. And Edward’s is the “Pirate Plantain”, extra long and extra spicy.’ Yasssss
Image sources: Google Images
Female pirate model: [NSFW]
A follow-up to this infamous food porn (heh, food porn *shot*) post from last year: [click], when I was still head of this bordello.
I am very, very sorry to get back to you anon, one year late. I hope you are still around to see this, and that the wait was worth it~
–Signore Auditore
Shay Cormac is one sexy motherfucker and no one will convince me otherwise. I’ve already got lots of Irish in me but I wouldn’t me, if you catch my drift. Irish cream, mhmmmmmm…
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When I checked the inbox rather innocently, this was in the next tab.
Make of it what you will. It made me choke on my drink.
Despite the fact I was, in fact, drinking an ice cold vanilla-flavoured Coca Cola, there was a bottle of Bailey’s sitting next to me on the kitchen table. I don’t think I will ever see Bailey’s Irish Cream the same way. For me, it’s now Cormac’s.
– Fiora
‘I like to call Ezio’s pene “The Extra Spicy Italian Sausage”–and I’m not even sorry. I also call Connor’s “The American Hotdog”; Altaïr’s will always be “The Hot Beef Shish Kebab”. Arno’s is obviously “The Baguette” or perhaps “The Frankfort”, seeing as he’s also Austrian. Haytham’s is “The Banger” since he’s English. I have yet to come up with a nickname for Edward’s…’
I told you I would do something special for you, anon. Although you nearly made me get in trouble for it thanks to mio marito looking over my shoulder when I was editing this…
–Signora Paola
“I want to pour caramel all over Ezio’s butt cheeks and lick it off. Then I want to pour some chocolate syrup all over his chest. I’d put whipped cream on his ‘hidden blade’ next and top it off with cherry. That way, Ezio can be my personal gelato sundae.”
If this food lusting over assassins keeps up, I am sure they are bound to open their own sweets/candy shop soon…
– Signora Paola