‘I want Yusuf Tazim’s baklava.’
‘I want to lick Ezio’s pene penne pasta.’
– Ezio Auditore
“I know I said that this was the last, but I thought of one more dirty secret: I wanna pour some of that Shirley Templar all over Desmond’s abs and lap it up like a thirsty animal. Then I want him to Shirley my Templar. Okay, have a nice day, beautiful admins! – yours truly, the dirty foodie anon”.
“I want to pour some honey all over Connor’s turkey and roast it up good”.
‘I want Calico Jack’s pirate booty full of rum.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I’m a pastry chef that mainly handles cakes, so I’m always working on different kinds of icings and fillings. It was no surprise that one day I imagined myself decorating Jacob’s body with warm chocolate ganache. He giggles when I start licking the chocolate off his body, but soon moans as I start to playfully suck on his nipples”.
Two of my favorite things together? Sign me up!!
~Claudia
Confessed by:
[X]
“I want to eat and suck on Cesare like a delicious adobo”.
“I want to bury my face between Aveline’s delicious chocolate orbs”.
‘Dirty food confession: I wanna taste me summa dat Malik’s leeks and Arno’s Durians.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Image source: [x]
Sorry to use that image–I figured it was perfetto for this confession.
– Ezio Auditore
“I want to taste Altair’s shish kebab”.
Care to accompany this with some of Ma-leeks?
~Claudia