“After reading all those sausage confession posts for April fool’s day, or just whatever day I see sausage food porn on the DACS blog, I got a major craving for those things. I ended up getting a hot dog everywhere I go. I was eating some form of hot dog or another. And all I could think of while eating them was the sausages of the Assassini and how I would suck on them. Thank you DACS for giving me a sausage fest in more ways than one.”
[X]
‘I like a little extra meat on any pizza that Jacob delivers to me 😉 In fact I like so much meat…I would like him to bring fellow deliveryman Connor with him 😉’
Confession [x]
“The same anon who submitted the yema-drizzled bun here! I imagine Connor, Altaïr and Desmond’s respective butts would be perfect with yema.”
‘I want Arno to fill up my puits d’amour (lover’s well) with his French vanilla cream~ ♡’
screenshot source: [x]
Sorry, I had to do it.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
‘I want a piece of Connor’s…birthday cake.’
Come and put your name on it,
Put your name on it~
– Ezio Auditore
‘I want a Jolly Jacob Hotdog with a side of Fryes.’
A huge thank to you to Signore Ezio for giving me this idea. This is also a shout-out to my fellow Filipinos (especially to @themoustachedgamer). May this confession make you forever associate the mighty Jolly Hotdog with Signore Frye. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘Okay last one. Sorry to spam your inbox full of food, but I hope it makes you hungry for sexy assassins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I really just wanna pour spiced rum all over Anne’s bonnies and lick them off. I want to eat her out too like a tasty Tortuga Rum Cake.’
‘I want a big bowl of jambalya full of Aveline de Grandpré, and a side of Patience Gibbs-flavored Ben Yays’
OH of course I can’t forget about Connor: Since his birthday is coming up soon, I just wanna say that I wanna lick every part of him like a sweet birthday cake. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
