“I’ve always had this fantasy where Ezio, Altair and Connor all lived in the same time period and were best friends who lived in one house. Then, there would be me. I would be tied up near the front door naked except for a blindfold. All three of them could just come up to me and fuck me whenever they wanted, however they wanted, venting their sexual frustrations. And every Sunday they would have group sex with me; just my little reward for being their fuck toy.”
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“My favorite part of AC2 and AC Brotherhood was watching Ezio (start) to have sex.”
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I must admit, I had enjoyed this scene myself. Do not judge me! (whips out bladed fan) I have my womanly needs too, you know. Scusa, Ezio, I just had to thieve a look. 😉
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“I can’t help but wonder if Desmond watched/experienced all of Altair’s and Ezio’s sex scenes beyond when they faded to black, and how he felt about that… and how many times he came in his pants watching.”
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“What I would give to be the first woman to spend the night with Claudia, pleasing her in any way possible, especially if Ezio was to peek in and see what we were doing.”
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“The things I’d do to have a threesome with Federico and Ezio. Ugh.”
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‘I want to have a threesome with Ezio and Connor and have them dirty-talk to me in their mother tongues. Hearing foreign languages spoken is such a turn on, but with their voices, I would be uncontrollably aroused.’
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“I think my brains wants both Malik and Altair to fuck me because they are both so sexy, but my heart wants a romantic relationship with Ezio and I’d love the waiting I would need for him to come home from restoring Roma.”
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‘All I could ever want is [for] Ezio to chase me down and fuck me in some alleyway—in freaking Rome.’
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‘Ezio has the perfect body; I think he would make a good nude art model. I can paint him all day and do more…’intensive’ things to him than after I’m done painting.’
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