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Ezio Auditore

Confessions

May 15, 2013

Like as much as I adore Ezio in Revelations because that is one sexy ass silverback, his beard in Brotherhood gets me every time. Unf….

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Confessions

May 4, 2013

‘Yeah, I would love to take Connor’s virginity and innocence, but I would much rather do it with someone, like Ezio. Ezio is the kind of man that knows what a woman likes by just looking at her.’ 

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Confessions

May 4, 2013

“I think a threesome with Ezio and federico would be amazing. Federico would be gentle and teasing while Ezio is rough and kinky and they’d both keep going until we hit our limits.”

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Confessions

May 2, 2013

“Ezio Auditore is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better with age and I’d love to taste him.”

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Mio Dio, when I first experienced Ezio as a charming older gentlemen…Unf! I prefer him as a silver fox, in all honesty. 😉 He does not like to feel old. Dear Ezio misses his youth sometimes. However, he possesses a charm that only age can bestow. Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us, haihaiairey. 😉 

+Fiora Cavazza

Dirty Reblogs

April 28, 2013

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“I am currently playing Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and will soon be moving onto Revelations. While playing Brotherhood, I almost forgot how sexy Ezio is. I imagine that sex and dirty talk with the guy will be absolutely amazing. If only he were real…”

Confessions, Pairings

April 27, 2013

“It would be so hot if Ezio and Connor fucked. Ezio would be fucking Connor so hard that Connor would be screaming for more.”

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Must…smoosh…these two…together! Mio Dio, my ovaries.. x__x

+Fiora Cavazza

Confessions

April 24, 2013

I want to fuck Ezio in the tub so damn bad.

Confessions

April 22, 2013

“It was a shame for Ezio to leave Lucrezia hanging by not making a move on her during “The DaVinci Disappearance” DLC for Brotherhood. If I was Ezio, I would have stayed and showed the Borgia how it is to make love to a real man. I would most definitely do it to spite her brother.“

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Confessions

April 21, 2013

“I feel like Altair would be amazing at foreplay with his hands and mouth. Ezio would be a master of romance and gyrations, hitting ALL the right spots and making sure you get there. Connor would most likely be coy and fumbled at first; but later on he would give the hardest fucking ever. Therefore, Altair gets my mouth and breasts, Ezio gets my pussy, and Connor gets my ass.”

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Confessions

April 18, 2013

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‘I always loved how Ezio looked like in his carnevale mask + cape (especially when paired with the Ebony robe dye or Atlaïr’s black robes). Kinda like Zoro or The Phantom of the Opera. But I think it would be even more romantic if he ran around in it one night, snuck into my room like he did with Cristina (thru the window), and then go “Shhhh, your knight has arrived. He is here to whisk you away”. I wouldn’t know it was him until he spoke. Then we proceed to make love with only his mask on.’
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