I’ve always fantasized about Ezio and Federico making a bet on who would make me cum the most and in the end the winner would get to take my’ virginity’
submitted by: askelementofharmony
So for this confession, the editing I did was different from the way I usually edit things. There was a lot to cover, so I broke up the images into 3 parts.
I also hope that the anon doesn’t mind me putting…Connor’s head there…I was just trying to make the image as Safe For Work as possible.
I am curious to see though just what the other video game characters you named your toys after…
Anyway, for those of you curious about this ‘Lelo’ brand of high-end sex toys the anon speaks of, you can check out their website: lelo.com. I know that the toys aren’t really named after Assassins, but I was just having fun with these edits. ;P You can buy the brand directly from there or purchase it at sex shops/online vendors for a cheaper price.
Gentlemen, I highly suggest that you purchase this brand for your significant other. It makes a great birthday gift. 😉
– Signora Paola
Ezio is hot as hell everytime in every game, but when he’s dressed as a Centurion in Brotherhood… seriously, I get wet everytime I play that part of the game.
‘I still get off on the idea of Ezio fucking me from behind with a firm grip on my hair whispering dirty talk in Italian in my ear.’
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“All I want is Ezio Auditore da Firenze in a Speedo… is that too much to ask?:(”
I have a feeling fratello mio is not very happy ;D
~ Claudia Auditore
“I just want to have a duel with Ezio where he would easily surrender. That way, I can get him to beg for mercy, for the only way he would be let free is if he lets me have my way with him. ;)”
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I think all the polls about size have leaked into my dreams. I was sandwiched between Ezio and Altair and they took turns fucking me. Altair was longer but Ezio was thicker. I was disappointed to wake up.
It’s so lovely to see our followers turned on until their dreams with our little polls. 😉 What an effect!
-Caterina S.
“I sometimes fantasize that I’m Teodora’s favourite courtesan and that we often have casual sex. And then one night, while she’s eating me out, Ezio comes in, sits down and just watches us, completely aroused, and begins masturbating. Sometimes, if he’s a good boy, we’ll let him join us.”
‘One night at work I was waiting for my coworker to get done cleaning the restaurant, and I started to doze off. I had a dream where Ezio was pinning me against one of the tables, whispering naughty words in his sweet Italian voice, telling me about all the dirty things he was going to do to me on the tables I had just cleaned. It all would have been fine, if it weren’t for the fact that when my coworker came over to wake me up, my half asleep, stupid ass yelled Ezio in a loud whimpering voice.’
Confession by blumoonknightdeeja cap credit [x]
“Not a week ago I dreamed I was one of the courtesans at Rosa in Fiore and that one night Ezio came there, grabbed my arm and dragged me to a room then fucked me like crazy, venting out his frustrations.”
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Dear Anon, we have a lot of places in la Rosa de Fiore 😉
-Sister Teodora