“I fantasize about Edward and Ezio being Aveline’s first time in a threesome and it gets me so hot and bothered.”
‘In AC: Brotherhood, if I could be recruited by Ezio and ask him to give me some private training lessons and special missions. I’d do my best to please him and get rewarded for my work.’
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“Ever since I decided to replay Brotherhood, I’ve been having wonderful, erotic dreams of Ezio. I just think he’s so sexy in that game that its unfair, but whats more unfair is the fact that I have to wake up from said dreams!”
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“Whether he’s 17, 43 or 50 – I don’t care. I lust after Ezio no matter how old he is. I feel bad for my boyfriend, though.”
“I want to fuck Christina and Sofia with Ezio.”
‘I want Ezio to want me. Need me. Yearn for me. I want him to pursue me, and promise to woo me. Hunt me down in the shadows of Carnivale. Hide in wait for me on the rooftops. I want deep, yearning, possessive sex.’
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“If I could have Brotherhood Ezio and Yusuf Tazim in my bed at the same time you could bury me the next day and I would die a happy woman. They’ve both got amazing stamina, so it could last for hours…”
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“The only thing keeping me from throwing m Xbox out the window the other day at the Assassin tomb puzzles in ACII was how much Ezio made up for it with his damn dashing good looks. Whenever my brain hurt, I’d just turn the camera his way and things got better.”
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‘I would love to sit in Ezio’s lap and gently suck his nipples.’
‘Brotherhood Ezio is my favourite. Oh, the things I’d do to that Italian sex panther.’
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