“Sometimes when I masturbate, I think of myself being a maid in the Auditore Villa and Giovanni is my master. He bangs me all over the house when no one around. Ezio as well”.
Confessed by: renaissancebrunetteassassin
Art Credit: dokyakutu
“I had this dream where I was working in a brothel in Firenze and Ezio and Altaïr both requested me. I told them I didn’t have a lot of time and ended up in a rough threesome. Needless to say I was very turned on when I woke up”.
“Ezio caused my sexual awakening. I wrote self insert slash fanfiction about him when I was 13″.
Ezio has me thinking about Italian men in general lately and how I want to push my sales at work so I can win this competition we have to get a trip to Italy. Maybe there I can meet my own “Ezio” and see if the old “Italian men make the best lovers” rumor is true.
‘I have a fuck buddy who is almost an exact doppelganger of Ezio. He is amazing in bed and if I asked nicely, he would probably dress up like Ezio for some sexy times! Too bad I’m deeply in love with Cesare…’
“My boyfriend is a mix of every Assassin I’d love to fuck. He’s a real life Ezio with a mix of Connor and Edward.”
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I just dream of having a threesome with Arno and Ezio… They would caress me and kiss me speaking dirty in their mother language and then… when I would reach my climax they would finally give me what i was waiting for…
‘Ezio and Dante. Just think about it :)’
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Oh, anon, I approve. Dante was my paramour for so long and only the charms of Ezio lured me away. I certainly would not mind watching two of my former lovers do the dance of seduction to each other if only to amuse myself who would say the cheesiest lines. <3
~ Sister Teodora
“I’ve been on a real Assassin’s Creed kick lately and it has reminded me how much I’d like to have a threesome with Ezio and Connor just letting them control me and do whatever they liked its all I’ve been able to think about.”
I wish that I could be fucked on the roofs of Venice by Ezio. Under the stars. Everyone in Venice, and I mean EVERYONE in Venice would know my name.