“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”
“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”
“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”
“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”
“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”
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Original source is from this video.
(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)
I have to listen to this every friday night XDD
……..Can Noah Watts and Paul Amos do their own take of this as Connor and Jacob can you even imagine the epic mayhem that would follow
“To me Ezio was hot until I saw Jacob. Everything about him is just perfection. I see him as a man who would get you to drop to your knees with just his voice and punish you at any time but because he’s sweet and thinks of you like his queen, his goddess, he would apply some loving aftercare. But I see him as a cutie at the same time who would pout and bug you when he doesn’t get what he wants who would let you dominate him. A protective, possessive but sweet man who would do anything for you”.
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‘Ezio looks like the type that would go to town on your pussy. You’d have to beg him to stop because its too much for you to handle, but at the same time you couldn’t get enough of it. Often fantasizing about riding his face when away from him, you’re soaked by the time you see him again. But he doesn’t mind cleaning you up, not one bit~’
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“I always have a weird dream every other night where I’d suck Desmond’s dick while he’s in the Animus 2.0 as Ezio. And he’d moan and say praises in Italian and he’d cum all over my face”.
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‘Ezio was my gay awakening, but I didn’t realise it at the time. It was only after a rather interesting dream- involving a Venice rooftop and Carnevale masks- that I understood why I kept replaying AC2.’
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‘It’d would be kinda funny if, during the Ezio/Caterina bath scene on Brotherhood, Desmond would be getting a tent is his pants than Shaun, Rebecca and Lucy would be laughing like crazy and obviously weirded out.’
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Okay but Ezio looks so freaking good when wearing the carnival mask… just ugh… he could do everything to me wearing that mask!
March 12, 2016Indeed I do.
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[mod note: now is a good time for me to shamelessly plug myself and bring back an old-school confession I made, back then when it was just me running this blog: https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.secluded-haystack.com/2013/04/18/post-cut-for-brevity-original-text-is-below-i/]
~ Ezio
“I’d want to constantly tease Ezio while I straddle him. Running my fingers down his bare chest all the way down to his happy trail then stop just above his member 🌚, rubbing his inner thighs and seeing his pants getting tighter. Until he can’t take it anymore, he picks me up and gets me on my back so he fits comfortably between my thighs. He pulls his pants down as I lift my skirt up and we have gracious and glorious sex. I rode the Italian Stallion 🐎”
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“Ezio fully naked and tied up. He’s on his knees and leaning back with his arms tied behind his back. His dick is extremely hard. I’m teasing his ass with my fingers and eventually I fuck him rough and hard. He moans loudly and it turns me on even more. He comes too soon without his dick even being touched. When I’m finished, I proceed to suck him off until he comes again down my throat”.
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