‘Every time I listen to Lana Del Rey’s “Music to Watch Boys to,” I imagine to be slowly undressed by Brotherhood Ezio, while he slowly and sensually kisses my neck and takes off layers of clothes from my body. Once almost naked in front of him, he caresses my body, teases my sensitive spots.. And deeply kissing me, we start to make love slowly and intensely. …. Goddamnit, Lana!’
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“Honestly, I’m not very interested in getting eaten out (at least not nearly as much as a lot of women seem to be), but I can’t help but think that Jacob, Ezio, and Desmond would be able to change my mind pretty quickly. ;)”
‘I want to lick Ezio’s pene penne pasta.’
– Ezio Auditore
“When I played Assassin’s Creed 2 and Brotherhood, I was jealous of Caterina and Cristina because they got to fuck Ezio and I didn’t”.
‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
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I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
“On the one hand, I want all the tender cuddly sex with Brotherhood-era Ezio, especially when I’m having a less-than-great day, but on the other hand I want ‘pin me down and fuck me hard’ sex with him as well, and I don’t give a damn which of us is doing the pinning.“
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“I just realized how much my fiance looks like middle-aged Ezio. I didn’t really realize until now as he just changed his hair cut. Hu, I should ask him to do a little cosplaying, right?”
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“Ezio has the sexiest voice hands down, while he takes me from behind”.
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‘Being raised in a religious Filipino household, I’ve always been told to be a proper girl. That’s why ‘bad’ boys like Haytham, Ezio and Connor are the stuff of fantasies for me. And usually, those fantasies involve them teaching me to be as bad as they are.’
