‘I had a dream where I’m Ezio, watching Rosa’s ass when she’s supposed to be teaching me the gap leap. She looks down and sees where my attention is and lets go. I catch her but the impact knocks me on my back and I feel her wiggle the booty against my groin before she rolls over, still pinning me down to whisper seductively in my ear, “Thanks for catching my fall.” Being that close to her gorgeous face drives me crazy and I kiss her passionately, ripping her blouse open before we knock boots.’
‘Listening “Tag, You’re It” by Melanie Martinez since I’ve seen Ezio with the white and gold carnival mask, I’ve this fantasy. We’re both at the carnival, I’m dressed like the deadly sin of Pride and I’m having fun dancing and talking with almost everyone. Then, when he sees me, an erotic “hunt” starts… I’m his Red Riding Hood and he’s my wolf. I always slip away from him, until he catches me and pins me against a dark alley’s wall. “You’re mine..” he whispers huskily.. Then, just us.’
Listen to the song [x]
“If Signore Ezio happened to whisper in Italian with his wonderful voice whilst we were enjoying some… quality time together, I would surely ‘come’ undone. “
Confession [achievementhuntee]
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‘One of life’s greatest mysteries: Which one do I desire more, Ezio or Claudia? Who knows. Not me.’
I think I know who you desire more…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
Must you always resort to your body, Ezio? I’m certain mio caro anonimo knows that I manage a bordello in Roma, clearly I know very well what our patrons desire and want…
~Claudia
“I can’t think of a better way to spend an evening than Ezio, me, a bottle of good wine, fresh strawberries, and a couple of those candles where the wax turns into massage oil once you drip it on someone.”
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“I want to be in the middle of a Connor/Ezio/Desmond sandwich.”
‘I’m sleeping peacefully until I feel someone breathing against my neck. Slowly I open my eyes and see 40ish Jacob as incubus nuzzling against my fingers. “Awake are we, mio caro?” I hear someone purring in my ear and I turn around seeing Revelations!Ezio as vampire. “We both are hungry for you, love,” Jacob purrs and winks at me naughtily making me blush fiercely. Quickly Jacob cups my chin and kisses me hungrily as Ezio licks my fingers and bites them gently. Oh God those DILFs ୧♥ω♥୨’
Confession [x]
“I’m a bit of a sapiosexual and I like older men, so even though Ezio from AC II and Brotherhood were quite charming, the whole search for wisdom and truth of Revelations’ Ezio was a complete turn on for my poor self. Sexy accent, sexy beard, sexy man, lots of books. Had me climbing on the walls yes it did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: synchnexus
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