“Sometimes I imagine that Ezio and I are lovers who like to roleplay the disobedient Recruit and her stern-but-caring Mentor. He hauls me over his lap with my pants down and pins me, and he tells me I’ve earned a spanking but I can get up when I’ve counted twenty swats. If I feel more contrite I’ll start counting right away, but if I want to be a stubborn brat I’ll struggle and curse for a while… but come the twenty-count, the scene is over and he’s rewarding me with filthy, vigorous oral sex.”
“I’m interested to see a fight club match between Ezio and Jacob. They both would be fighting for my attention and I blush as they both wink at me but in the end I can’t choose either of them so later in the evening I drag them both in my bedroom. What a threesome. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
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‘Ezio has the power to get me all hot and bothered in a matter of minutes. I don’t even have to be thinking about him in a dirty way either. When I want to pleasure myself, I imagine myself coming home from a hard day at school only to open up my door and see ACII Ezio lounging on my bed. There, I would give him a mind blowing bj while he’s still in his assassin robes and then let him fuck my brains out. I’d want to feel all his weapons and clothing rubbing up against my naked body while his rough callused hands grip my hips as he pounds into me. I think it’d be fun to see how many times he could shoot his load inside me till he’s too tired to cum anymore. Now I’m wet, ooops.’
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“All I want is a literal ‘roll in the hay’ with Ezio in one of the stables in Rome.”
Well, we do have a story in Secluded Haystack that explores rolling in hay with mio fratello.
~Claudia
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“I bet Ezio takes dick like a goddamn champ, and probably puts on a hell of a show while he’s doing it, and fuck if it doesn’t make me want to plow him into the mattress every time I think about it.”
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“I happen to own a hookah and I don’t have a name for it yet but every time I’m smoking it and I put the hose in my mouth I always think about sucking Altair, Ezio or Jacob’s cock. Seriously I can’t choose…”
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“Rebel Rebel by David Bowie could be a stripper song for one of the Assassins/Templars, like for when the lyric goes “hot tramp, I love you so!” They could pull one person from the crowd and give them a lap dance. I keep thinking the person best suited for this song is Ezio or Jacob.”
Here’s the song.
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Our who’s the most romantic poll has ended and you’ve given us your opinions! Everyone’s favourite Italian Assassin, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, wins this poll! Here is the breakdown of the results:
The numbers don’t lie and our patrons have decided.
♥♥♥ Congratulations, Ezio! ♥♥♥
‘I can’t help but stop from wondering if I would do a cosplay of Sofia Sartor I would be perfect one because I have exactly huge boobs as hers and my hair is almost like hers. All what is missing is only my DILF-Ezio ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)’
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