“I want to give Ezio the best birthday lapdance, and birthday fuck, he’s ever gotten.”
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‘My ex-boyfriend would have sex with Ezio because of his hidden blade???’
Well, I am certain il mio amico Ezio would be flattered to know that even straight men want a piece of him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Sì, it’s bene.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
‘I want to have rough passionate sex with Ezio while Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco plays in the background. It’ll be my birthday treat to him.’
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‘I have actually realized that I’m going to be alone on Midsummer’s Eve which happens to be Ezio’s Birthday. I want to surprise him by bringing him a ‘special breakfast’ in the bedroom and with special I mean lots of whipped cream, strawberries and cherries. I want to lick, suck and eat them off his chest while he’s moaning. Happy Birthday Mentor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
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“I can imagine some slow passionate sex in the morning with Ezio in the morning. The lines of his face still soft as you ride him, his hands grasping at your thighs as you pick up the pace and lean over his body to tease kisses out of his lips. The things he’d whisper into your ear and how his rough hands would travel to your backside to press you even closer to him as he gets closer, moaning against your neck and pressing sloppy and carefree kisses at it as he cums into you. Happy bday, Ezio! ❤”
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“I swear I’d attend a Sex Ed class everyday if it was taught by revelations!Ezio and his TA, agedup!Edward. I’d pretend not to know shit so I’d gain Edward’s undivided attention. Then I’d act out so Ezio could give me a detention. 😉 Then, and only then will I be a good girl for him.”
[X]
“I just recently heard that my grandmother has a tumor and when Revelations!Ezio sees me crying he becomes worried. He asks me what’s the matter and after I have told him the news he would comfort me and kiss my shoulders telling everything will be fine. He would support me as he makes love to me and in the night I fall in his arms asleep forgetting my pains and fears…”
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‘Since Ezio’s birthday is close, my dirty mind imagines me at vineyard, I’m treading the grapes and Ezio sees me alone. Only the thought of us fucking hard on the grapes make me so wet.’
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‘I’ve spent the last few nights fantasizing about Revelations!Ezio. Because holy fuck, never in my life have I ever seen an older man I’ve wanted to fuck so hard in my life. With that voice and that accent, I’m easily wet just thinking about it. He’s gotta be skilled as hell in bed by now. And, ugh! Just imagining feeling that beard between my legs or my breasts gives me the best orgasms I’ve had in weeks!!’
‘Today’s my birthday and what I want is for Yusuf to take me and have his way with me; I’d happily do anything and everything he wants. And after, (or maybe during) since Ezio’s birthday is not long after mine, he and I could exchange… sexual favors rather than presents.’
Belated happy birthday, amico mio! Signore Ezio’s birthday will be a week from now so let us hope he has something special for you 😉
