“I’m gong to be going to Italy soon and I can’t stop imagining meeting Ezio for the first time, and eventually running off to the nearest haystack to further “get to know him,”… Forgive me, for I have sinned.”
We hope you have a dilettevole viaggio, amore!
~Claudia
[X]
‘Every time I masturbate, I think of Ezio,which—haha yeah sounds nice and all, but I LITERALLY CAN’T STOPTHINKING ABOUT THIS MAN I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS’
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– Ezio Auditore
“I’ve had a crush on Ezio ever since. Now I just want to do dirty, dirty things to him ( ･ิω･ิ)”
[X]
“Every time I was playing Brotherhood and visited the Tiber Island’s hideout, Adele Sozzi was the only member who ALWAYS spoke to Ezio. I casually headcanonned that she was having an affair with him. I couldn’t stop thinking of him purposely signing her to missions with him, so the two of them could fuck with the persistent possibility of being caught. Sometimes, he having to cover up her mouth while having to suppress his own groans.”
“I used to make fun of people who had crushes on fictional characters until I played Assassin’s Creed II. When Ezio changed into his assassin robes my opinion changed pretty damn quick.”
[X]
“So I was playing The Order 1886 and it made me realize that I have a thing for mustaches (and beards as well). If a foursome with Crawford, Revelations!Ezio and Galahad could be possible then sign me up for it! Crawford eating me out as Ezio is purring his sweet seduction in my ear with his Italian while Galahad is growling hungrily against my neck. Oh dear I need some tea right now… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: artsymistress
‘I’d want to learn how to get the most pleasure out of sex from Ezio, especially if he uses me for a demonstration.’
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‘When I was in the bus and for some odd reason I was thinking about Father Jacob. He’s eating me out in the confessional and as I’m moaning loudly Father Ezio hears me. I blush fiercely as he catches us and for my surprise he joins us which makes Jacob furious. They both decide who makes me cum fastest. My road to Hell is now confirmed… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [x]
‘I just made out for the first time with my boyfriend yesterday he was very, dare I say “Ezio-like” that made me fall in love with him a lot more 😍’
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