I want Ezio and Altair to focus all of their attention on me. I want to suck their cocks. I want Altair to leave hickeys all over me. I want Ezio to kiss my body, top to bottom. Then I want them to fuck me. After that we would fall asleep, cuddling.
‘I would like to have a Helix-enabled Animus if only to relive the genetic memories of all the courtesans who have slept with the Assassins before. I’m sure Edward Kenway, Jacob Frye, Ezio Auditore and Shay Cormac must have enjoyed the company of numerous ladies (and perhaps several gentlemen) in their lifetime. (Let’s be real, that’s all we’ll be using the Animus for)’
‘Today I got to know someone called Ezio Auditore (ok I played AC2 for the first time) and I wonder if I’m the only one who LOVES Ezio in his assassin outfit – but isn’t sure whether he wouldn’t look even better without it..? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (seriously – I played two hours and already feel so much for him what is this how does he do that?!)’
Confession [x]
That is part of the Auditore charm, madonna ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I often imagine my boyfriend as Ezio Auditore or Jacob Frye. I get the most amazing orgasms when I do so👅💦💦’
“I have been suffering from art block recently and now I have a strong feeling that I want to do that again. Somehow the fate chose me to draw Arno and I can’t help but imagine how he would thank me when it’s (HOPEFULLY) finished. Sorry Jacob but you have been placed on hold. Maybe Papa!Ezio could join with me Arno because he has two portraits already? 😏”
Confessed by: artsymistress
[X]
‘I’m a boy, and Ezio, Desmond, and especially Altaïr make me go weak at the knees. I’ve fantasized about them ever since the games came out.’
‘Sometimes I like to imagine my family is a mafia family and Ezio’s is a rival family. So he and Federico decide to kidnap me so they can have some ‘fun’ with me. One of my fav fantasies.’
‘I really want to see Ezio in a maid dress! I think it would be super cute and sexy, especially if he wears thigh high socks and some cute panties 😉’
At your service, madonna~
‘Well I am kind of a dildo fan and my best friend has a crush on Ezio and Jacob, so I searched for a dong which would likely be the cock of Ezio and Jacob. Every time I have an argument with her I send her dick pics of Ezio or Jacob and I win every conversation since… mwa ha ha.’
Confession [x]
‘I am a grown-ass woman. Like, in the poorly-defined zone between mid and late twenties if we’re being charitable. Supposed to be a grownup. And I’ve just started playing AC2 for the first time a few days ago and I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT EZIO. I let my mind wander off for two seconds and there’s Ezio, climbing up my window in Renaissance Florence and making me so weak in the knees I couldn’t get out of bed even if I wanted to….’
Screencap credit [x]
As someone who’s likely at least 5 years older than you, I can say with absolute certainty that there is no shame wanting these delectable men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And if you take a look at our last census poll you could see that you are not alone. 😉
~ Signora Paola