‘When doing the hostage side missions AC: Syndicate, Evie always whispers things like “Come on, don’t struggle.” Sometimes I like to pretend she’s talking to me…’
I can’t help but wonder how each assassin’s personality would be a complete opposite to their ways in the bedroom. Say, Connor is mostly an even-tempered guy, so I can definitely imagine him to be a demon in bed. Not vocal because he turns that energy into something more carnal, like biting you or digging his hands and fingers deeply into your flesh he’d leave visible marks. Then once you think he’s done, he flips you over, takes your hands and pins them behind your back, and continues his onslaught.
There’s Jacob who’s all cocksure and chaotic, but in bed? He’s the eager-to-please naughty boy who could be very methodical with his approach. He’s not very good at subtlety when he’s about assassinate someone, but he excels very well with how he would seduce you. Maybe a lingering caress on your palm, a teasing whisper in your ear, a slow intake of breath when he leans ever so slightly towards your neck. He’s an impatient guy, but he’s extremely patient when it comes to handling you. He has an almost terrifying laser-like focus with his seduction. Every action is calculated, and every single one of them is meant to drive you insane with lust you’d be absolutely ravenous and begging for his cock.
And what of his twin, Evie, who is his complete opposite? So poised and well-mannered with her clothes on. In the privacy of your room, she unleashes all that pent-up aggression onto you. If you’re a man she’s going to brutally ride your cock with no care at how rough she’s being, pushing you down every time you even attempt to sit up. If you’re a woman she’d fuck you into a frenzy with a strap-on and then demand that you feast on her and make her come.
It’s very enjoyable imagining these characters acting so different from their persona when they’re having sex. But I take one exception: Edward. Expecting a gruff lawless pirate to fuck you like you’re in the middle of stormy waters? That is exactly what you’ll get and in the middle of his ship, too. Gotta show his crew that only he has the rightful claim to your booty.
‘Evie and Jacob are a goddess and god of Lust and of Love, she is Frye-a, and he Frye-r.’
‘I’m not gay but… I will gladly have a threesome with Evie and Elisè’
‘I want another game where you play as Evie, except the whole point is to “collect” all the positions of the Kamasutra with Greenie! He doesn’t get nearly enough love!’
‘I honestly would like a threesome with Evie Frye and Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite. They are both smart, adorable and sexy ladies so I bet there would be some great conversation as well as wild sex.’
‘I want to mount Evie Frye from behind hear her soft panting of pleasure while her warm, moist core constricts around my member.’
‘There’s something about Evie’s fight club outfit. Not just the skin it shows, but the idea of having a such a kickass lady in my bed, begging to get fucked like a real courtesan.’
Confession [@stealing25]
‘All I want for Christmas is very rough, very sweaty sex with Evie. That’d be a hell of a Christmas present. Can only imagine the things I’d like to do to her.’
Confession [@stealing25]
‘All I want for Christmas is Evie and Elise on my bed, completely naked, ready for me to take out all the stress of this year on their perfect bodies, by giving them some very rough and very sweaty sex. And then it would end with me giving them both a glorious double facial before sitting back and watching them lick each other clean.
God, what a Christmas present that would be.’
Confession [@stealing25]
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I think it’s safe to say we all want to find some assassin’s (or templar’s) waiting for us in our beds. ~Sister Teodora