’If I were Blackbeard, I would try and savor EVERY moment with Edward on that damn ship. I would pull him aside and fuck him as hard as possible until he passes out or starts screaming for me to stop. I would split his firm cheeks in half.’
“Ever since I saw the Assassin’s Creed 4 trailers, I have been wanting to have sex with both Edward Kenway and Blackbeard. Who doesn’t want to be sandwiched by two pirates?!”
confession submitted by: bukedo
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