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Edward James Kenway

Confessions

March 16, 2015

‘before the confession, i just want to say that your blog is absolutely fantastic, so neat and just perfect and oh my god the confessions blow my mind! now the confession; all i want is edward to eat me out, arno to take me on his desk and talk dirty to me in french, axeman to moan under me while i ride him all night long. is that too much to ask?’

Grazie mille! Also I’d like to use this opportunity to apologise to our dear patrons for the inactivity for the past several days. We have been quite busy tending to our day-to-day concerns.

Thank you for your patience and our ask box is always open!
~ Sister Teodora

Confessions

February 19, 2015

“The other day I was masturbating, and I just couldn’t get off,so I starting fantasizing about Altaïr
(my favorite assassin), and it worked for a bit, but for some reason, I started
to imagine Edward eating me out and
I came instantly… I don’t know how I feel about this…”

Confessions

February 18, 2015

“My boyfriend is a mix of every Assassin I’d love to fuck. He’s a real life Ezio with a mix of Connor and Edward.”


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Confessions

January 22, 2015

‘The thought of Edward Kenway fucking me hard inside his cabin, mmmm yeah. I can also imagine riding Connor Kenway while he moans in pleasure and I scream out his real native name. Holyshhh’

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Confessions

January 3, 2015

‘I want to masturbate on a bed with the three Kenways watching me, jerking off. Then when I climax, they’ll shoot their cum all over my body as I convulse with post-orgasm bliss. They’ll leer at my hot, writhing, slutty body, covered in their cum and they’ll rub their strong calloused hands all over my body to spread their cum, whilst making very crude comments about my promiscuous nature and what they’d like to do my body. Fuck yes.’

Confessions, Crossovers

December 8, 2014

‘Edward Kenway and Isabela from Dragon Age. Yes, *that* Isabela. Just imagine these two sexy pirates dueling each other in more ways than one. 😉 And they take turns doing it as well on their own respective ships. ;)’

Confessions

December 3, 2014

It’s not fair! Every time I’m playing Assassin’s Creed 3, I want to push Connor up against a tree and fuck him so hard. It’s made so much harder by the fact that Connor’s daddy and grandaddy are so impossibly sexy as well. Goddamn it, if things went my way, there would be an epic four-way. Those three men all over me. Damn it Ubisoft.’

Confessions

November 19, 2014

Thank you DACS, now I have impure thoughts about Edward, ropes and his entire crew… and I haven’t even played Black Flag yet.


You’re welcome, Anon.

– Fiora

Confessions

November 15, 2014

“I want to have a rough threesome with Connor and Edward both of them talking dirty to me. I want them to fuck me until I seriously pass out from the pleasure.”


When you’re done with them, could you lend them to me, please?
– Caterina

Confessions

November 1, 2014

“I would love to be Edward’s right hand but not only in piracy if you know what I mean. ;)”


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