“Recently I’ve been dreaming about our beloved drunk pirate Edward, how he would “calm” me after a dangerous storm.”
Confessed by: mpmonteiro
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“Seriously I have never been so turned on when I see Edward wrestling with crocodiles. I bet he can wrestle with me in bed as well like that. All night long. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: artsymistress
‘But imagine Edward taking you to every unexplored island just so he can explore your eager, uncharted body. Every time he docks his ship, his crew knows what’s up. Him. For your first time, he’d get you alone, naked and cornered.. his fingers would trail up and down your hot skin, making tortuously slow lines and shapes as he plots your pleasurable demise; mapping out which part of you he’ll conquer next after he’s through with the other.’
The rest of the confession is not included because it is sadly incomplete. If you are the sender of this confession, my apologies, but we posted a few messages requesting that you send us the rest as Tumblr ate the middle part of your confession. I hope this is good enough regardless.
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
“Edward Kenway is the only man I would go straight for…. only once he’s pulled me off Anne and Mary.”
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“I want all of the Kenway’s Ðs. I love you Connor, but sorry. Your dad is hot. And Haytham…? Your dad is SO FUCKING hot… I’m not even sorry about THAT.”
The Kenway’s have such fine genes, wouldn’t you say?
~Claudia
[X]
‘I have a mighty desire to place my lady parts on Edward’s face.’
“Harpooning in Black Flag is so hard. I keep getting distracted, ogling Edward, the way light plays on his body and all those tattoos and muscles, and then I get thinking about running my hands over his shoulders and back and front and yay, straight into indecent stuff… it’s a wonder I manage to catch anything at all!”
[X]
“I would love to feel the stumble of Edward’s beard as his mouth trails along the inside of my thighs… Biting, licking… Sucking… I also wouldn’t mind him making a cup of my v.. having him pour cold rum between the separation of my thighs only to suck it up seconds later, then having him suck my clit afterwards would be heavenly…”
[X]
“I’d be in Heaven if Edward took me roughly on his desk in the Captains Cabin, just fucking me into oblivion, pulling my hair and telling me all the dirty things he’s got on his mind.”
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