dirty polls

It is TMI Tuesday again, and you know that that means.

So for last week’s dirty poll results on how thick Ezio’s pene is according to the fandom, you can view them below this ‘read more’ cut:

As you can see from these maps, we had less countries participate this time. A significantly less amount of European countries participated in this round compared to last round.

However, Ezio was still able to get more votes than Connor for both rounds. Connor’s polls ranged in the 70s for the amount of votes he received. For the previous poll on how long you think Ezio’s penis is, he was able to get votes in the 100s. For this round, however, he only received a total of 86 votes. Mexico and Philippines are no longer in the Top 5 as Denmark comes in as the newcomer and Germany reclaims her spot.

Gender is undefined as always, for all votes we receive are always anonymous.

Below are the number of votes that each answer has received:

Uhm…I hope you all weren’t too persuaded by Ezio once again; he really loves to sway votes and make polling so biased.

Anyway, here are the results:

n = 86
μ = 4.86047
M = 5
Mode = 5, 5.5
σ = 0.86993
σ² = 0.75677
SD = 0.86485
s² = 0.74797

The standard deviation is a lot smaller this time compared to last time; if we had a larger sample size, then we would’ve had more variations in the answers we’ve received. Regardless, the mean comes in at 4.8607. Rounding that to the nearest whole number, that would make it 5, thus being in line with the median and mode. However, its seems that two numbers appeared as the mode: 5 and 5.5 since both had the most votes yet also had the same number of votes. The median was also split and had to be divided [(5+5)/2 = 5]. Thus, we go by the mean again.

Although since nearly all of them round to the number 5, we now have a collective headcanon on how thick everyone thinks Ezio’s penis is.

He has a penis girth of 5 inches/13 centimetres and a penis length of 7 inches/8 cm. Thus, he is a little smaller than Connor in length, but is equal in girth to him (Connor came in at 8 in/20 cm for penis length and 5 in/13 cm in girth).

Hmmm…

I am starting to assume that some of you may be afraid of having too thick of a pene enter you, si? Personally I am more for how fat a penis is than how long it is, as I think that might be more filling than length (who can really fit in something as big as a 25-cm cock)?

Oh well. Let us hope that for Altaïr’s round, he has the thickest of all. ;D

But anyway, what do you all think? Are you satisfied with Ezio’s size? He seems to be in the average range for both length and girth.

– Paola

I have shushed Ezio up and hid him behind a curtain so that he would not see his results. As you can see, he does not look all too happy. He is very anxious yet deathly curious at the same time to see what the ladies think of his size…

If you want to read the findings, I put them below this cut:

I was able to get the map to show more countries this time. As you can see, we had many people take the poll, although I do not know why the US is not lighting up. We had the most voters from that country:

US voters come in at a whopping 50%, taking up half of the voting space. The top 5 countries for Ezio’s poll on his penis length is a little more varied this come compared to the last two polls we had for Connor’s penis length and girth. Hardly any of the other countries from the Anglosphere made it to the Top 5. Australia and UK dropped off the map, leaving only the US, Canada and Germany as the only Anglo-Saxon countries to still reign as supreme for the Top 5 positions.

However, we are surprised to see this time that former Spanish colonies, Philippines and Mexico, made it to the Top 5 and replaced all the Anglophone countries + Italia from the previous rounds. 

Usually you do not see countries like these make it to the Top 5 as developed nations are more likely to have Internet access tham developing ones, thus having the means to vote multiple times for our polls. However, for some reason, Philippines and Mexico made it to the Top 5. I guess you all want some of that spicy Latino lover from la península italiana, ¿no? It must be that whole telenovela thing that must have influenced you all. Ya’ll seriously need to lay off on some those cheesy day time soap operas that they show on Telemundo or ABS-CBN like seriously. I should know because I come from a household where my mom and all my aunties watch this stuff religiously LOL

*Now imagine Ezio with the cheesy soap opera lighting and saying some corny dramatic line to his lover laced in bodice*

Ahem.

Anyway, this time we had a whopping 122 people cat their ballot for this poll! That’s even more than either of Connor’s polls, where he was only able to gain votes in the 70s for his. Makes me regret not promoting Connor’s polls all that much. Or perhaps people are less shy this time to vote? I guess that—coupled with the jump of new followers we got thanks to that one misplaced confession—made Ezio more notorious than he should be.

Taking all of this into account, I have calculated the results below:

I am quite relieved that people were keen on not listening to Ezio’s persuasion on voting the longest size for him…otherwise, the poll would have been biased and thus invalid. I also would have been afraid—very afraid for all the women out there who think that they can easily fit in 25 cm of flesh inside their vagine and not have it hurt…

It seems like we have a tie for 19 and 17 centimetres, but we shall see what fandom thinks of Ezio’s true size by finding the mean…

n = 122
μ = 7.13525
M = 7
Mode = 6.5, 7.5
σ = 1.48968
σ² = 2.21916
SD = 1.48357
s² = 2.200973

The mode is tied between 6.5 and 7.5 inches, making it an unreliable measure of Ezio’s length. The median also had to be rounded off since it has reached an uneven divide [(7+7)/2 = 7]. Of course, like in any Statistics class, one learns that neither of these two forms of measuring the average is as accurate as the mean. But I am just putting all of this out here for those who are curious anyway.

The mean has all of our answers averaged to 7.13525. Rounding that to the closest answer on the poll, this puts Ezio at 7 inches/17.8 cm in length. So that makes him a little above the global average when it comes to length (which, according to Wikipedia, is 5.1–5.9 in [12.9–15.0] cm). Although perhaps for White males, the average may be a little higher (in the 6-7 in. range).

Oh Ezio, see, it’s not all that bad…you still have good size to please the ladies.

So you can stop worrying now about your…’hidden blade’…being too small, because the signore sincerely think that you are big—big enough to please them. They have seen how you look like down there, have they not?

Tomorrow, we will be starting a new poll for my dear Ezio, this time gathering everyone’s opinions on how thick they think that Ezio is.

Thank you for participating,

– Paola.