The masses have spoken, and you all agreed to do a tie-breaking round. It is now a showdown between:
Syrian bulge and
American bulge.
We are going by thickness this time instead of length, especially since our ladies have a hard time envisioning how thick a penis can be. So if you have trouble, please use this as your guide when you vote for these polls:
Hello there everyone! Welcome to another day of TMI Tuesday!
So, I am sure that some of you have seen this graphic before, si? So our boys here are still bickering about who has the best pene all around…
Now that we have finished all of Altaïr’s polls, we can finally lay down the final results for all assassini. Who shall be crowned the size king??? Will it be…
Altaïr??
Ezio????
or Connor????
You can the final results below this cut:
Altaïr’s stats
Length – 8in/20cm
Girth – 5in/13cm
Ezio’s stats
Length – 7in/18cm
Girth – 5in/13cm
Connor’s stats Length – 8in/20cm
Girth – 5in/13cm
Final placement 1st place – tied between Atlaïr and Connor 2nd place – Ezio Auditore
Mamma mia! I cannot believe this! It looks like we have a tie Atlaïr and Connor…hmm, seems like you lot wouldn’t back down from a very good picture of their crotches, si?
Should we have one last round to see to break the tie, or keep the votes as it is?
Ahh, sorry for the delay, everyone; I have been busy with many other things lately to get these poll results going.
So a few weeks ago, we had conducted our very last poll for the main group of assassins (Altaïr, Ezio and Connor). We already know what Altaïr’s penis length is; he rivals Connor in the length department. But aaaahhh, who will be the one to be crowned the Size King? These very results will determine who has it the biggest, since the most recent poll had us measure Altaïr’s girth. Below this cut are the results:
We didn’t have a lot of people vote from Europe this time, losing a lot of voters from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe. In fact, Altair’s poll for this round received the least amount of votes out of all the poll we have done so far:
The US reigns supreme as always when it comes to the Top 5 countries. However, this time we had an interesting mix: two Portuguese-speaking countries make it to the Top 5 for the first time ever, with Portugal coming in 2nd place and its former colony placing 3rd.
^ Above is the chart of all the votes received total for this poll. Right now, it looks like 5 in/13 cm is ahead of the rest, but that’s only going by the mode. Also an interesting note to take in this poll is that compared to all the previous ones, the results seem to be negatively skewed. In our previous polls, the polls usually have an even distribution although the top of the bell curve would just be slightly right-leaning. For this latest poll, however, the results are definitely negatively skewed. Well then, let’s see how well the mean and median do…
Altaïr’s girth, when fully erect
n = 53 μ = 4.74528 M = 5 Mode = 5 σ = 0.94372 σ² = 0.8906 SD = 0.93477 s² = 0.8738
The standard deviation for this poll doesn’t seem to be all that big since we only received 53 votes. If we had a larger sample size, perhaps the SD would be bigger and our results might have had a more even distribution. Regardless, the median and mode are both consistent. As for the mean, we round this up to the whole number to make 4.74528 become 5.
Discussion
The results seem to be consistent regardless of it being negatively skewed and having not a lot of people cast their ballots for this round. Overall, the fans have spoken: Altaïr is 5 in/13 cm thick. We will be taking this into account and we reveal the overall statistics for all of the assassins so far when next week comes. Right now, Altaïr is looking pretty big (pun intended). ;D
Sorry for the delay on getting the results in for Altair’s dirty poll; I have been very busy lately with real life issues.
Anyway, just to remind all of you what we are getting into:
Now that Altaïr’s crotch is now forever imprinted into your memory, let’s get down to business, shall we? The results can be read below this cut:
We had less people from Europe vote this time for Altaïr’s penis length. However, he was still able to get more votes than Connor but less than Ezio:
This time, there were 2 people who did not vote anonymously as witness by the above chart…I am sure that the average age of our demographic is above 14 years old though.
The poll only counts votes that were cast anonymously, however, so those two who didn’t vote anonymously, your vote didn’t count. However, I am going to assume that you voted 13 cm for Altaïr since I saw 0 votes cast for that (a few days ago, I did and it was strange to see it not showing up). So I shall put down 2 votes for 13 cm:
Altaïr’s length, when fully erect
n = 114 μ = 7.66228 M = 7.5 Mode = 8 σ = 1.18339 σ² = 1.40042 SD = 1.17819 s² = 1.38814
The voting for Altaïr seems to be unstable. The mean indicates that Altaïr is 7.7 inches in length, yet the median says he is 7.5 and the mode says that he is 8.
Well jeez everyone, I do not know what to tell you. Usually, the median and mode would be closer to the mean, not the other way around. By the way, the median had to be divided [(7.5+7.5)/2 = 7.5] since we came across an even set of numbers.
Well, I guess if we round Altaïr’s size to the nearest whole number, that would make him 8 inches/20 centimetres in length, pretty much the same size as Connor.
This is a close race, everyone! At first, Connor was deemed the longest thanks to people’s votes. However, he now ties with Altaïr for largest penis size.
Ah, but who shall reign as king? Connor came out as average in regards to penis thickness; let’s see how Altaïr does for the next poll. 😉
