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August 24, 2021

Fall of 2021 is rapidly approaching to cool much of our frustrations away. Before it does, we are happy to announce that the votes for the poll have been counted and the results are in! This year, we have asked our audience the following question: Who was this woman you desired to share your bed with, in hopes to hear more than just your name fall against her glossy lips?

Our beautiful Queen of the Summer was the one that made our days even hotter by her presence alone and left our nights filled with longing desires to do more than just admire her stunning figure. Everyone, please give a round of applause to our female winner, Miss Evie Frye!

Let’s take a quick look at how the rest of our candidates did!

Although Miss Evie Frye has been claimed and crowned as Queen, does not mean that the rest of the lovely women are any less attractive. No, of course not. Each of our contestants, Assassin or Templar, are beautiful and filled with enough grace, passion, and sex appeal of their own to satisfy the right crowd of people. We want to thank everyone who has participated and those who had the intention to participate. May you cast your vote in our next poll!

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Who is the Lady of the AssasSINS and the TEMPTlars?

July 26, 2021

 

Fall of last year was the season we all dedicated the time to honor and appreciate the male voices behind each member that once fought for the Templar Order. Winter was the season we announced, crowned, and kneeled before our Lord of Templars. To give your praises and offerings to our King, you may visit him here.

Summer is the time of Prosperity, Extravagance, & Good Spirits. Today, we want to appreciate our female Assassins and Templars who have fought for as long as they could, believing in what was to be correct for the future of their two different worlds. Many of these fine women were voices of reason and strong female figures. For some of us, their voices and perfect postures meant more than their confidence and wisdom. Her voice brought internal warmth and comfort, one that was often difficult to dismiss at night. Her delicate body pressing and desperately holding on to you, someone she knew it was okay to fall weak for. Who was this woman you desired to share your bed with, in hopes to hear more than just your name fall against her glossy lips?

To help you decide, we’ve added a fun little audio playlist with all the voices of our very fine ladies. Enjoy!

For this poll, you may vote 2 ladies at the most!

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Who is the Lord of the TEMPTlars?

October 11, 2020

Four years ago, we held a very vicious fight to determine who was the Lord of the AssasSINS. Well, now it’s about time that our male Templars get a chance to shine in the spotlight…

They may be villains in the Assassins’ eyes, but that doesn’t mean we cannot appreciate just how much they can make us sin, not when they are gifted with these sexy voices, sì? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  So, who among these gentlemen simply tempt you to do unspeakable things just from the sheer power of his voice alone?

To help you decide, we’ve added a fun little audio playlist with all the voices of our Templars. Enjoy!  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So, have you decided? Vote here!

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Our dirty poll will run from October 11 to October 25 Pacific Time so make sure you vote now!

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October 19, 2018

Remember when you used to ask us admins for our own dirty headcanons? Remember also when we had dirty polls until the server where we had our polls decided to ask us more of our money?

Well, it’s back and now we’ve decided to hit two birds with one stone! 😈

You, our patrons, can now vote for your own dirty headcanons about an Assassin’s Creed character! Each month, there will be a featured character and we will put up a survey where you will select their own preferences, such as their favorite sex positions, how they do their dirty talk, their favorite kinks, and so much more 😏 The survey will end after a month, but we will constantly remind you so you are always updated!

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Let us also take this opportunity to ask you which characters you want us to include. This is our default list:

  1. Desmond
  2. Altair
  3. Ezio
  4. Connor
  5. Aveline
  6. Edward
  7. Arno
  8. Shay
  9. Jacob
  10. Evie
  11. Bayek
  12. Aya
  13. Alexios
  14. Kassandra

As you can see, these are the lead playable characters in the major AC releases. We may add DLC or Sequence-specific characters (like Haytham Kenway, Adewale, Lydia Frye), or the Chronicles characters (Shao Jun, Nikolai Orelov, Arbaaz Mir), but we are uncertain if there would be enough people interested to take their own surveys as well. This also applies to side characters, whether Assassin or Templar. We do not have limits to the number of polls we can make, but it all depends on your response!

So, please reply or reblog this post with the character you want us to include. We will then have a separate poll with all the characters you listed, so everyone can vote and have a voice on which character they want to be part of this. 👌❤️

Molte grazie for your time and support! 🙌😘

Love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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December 5, 2017

We have two back-to-back polls for you to enjoy! Click here to vote which of the male Assassins and Templars do you think would love being pegged! Go here to vote which of the female Assassins and Templars would love to peg! If you don’t see your answer among the choices, you may input your own answer for both polls. The polls will end on December 11 for the male characters and Deccember 12 for the female characters (PST time).

Enjoy!  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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In response to the previous pegging poll, I would like to propose another pegging poll: which of the AC ladies would you ladies and gentlemen like to be pegged by.

November 27, 2017

Molto bene, my dear! But I’d like to alter your suggestion a little and instead, who among the lady Assassins and Templars do you think would love to peg? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Like the previous poll, you may also input your own answer but please note that only female characters will be allowed this time!

I’ll be posting a proper poll post as a reminder. ❤️

~ Signora Paola

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November 26, 2017

‘I wonder who among the male Assassins (and Templars) would love being pegged. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Make a poll, admins? Pls?’

Your wish is our command, dear anon! Please cast a vote on who among the male Assassins and Templars you think would love being pegged. You may also input your own answer, but do take note that female characters and “joke” responses will not be counted nor entertained.

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February 21, 2016

Well, that was quite a fight! 7 days and 453 votes later we now officially have The Lord of the AssasSINS: The Impetuous Jacob Frye!

As you can see in the poll results, the fight pretty much narrowed down between the British Scoundrel and the American Wolf, Connor. Signora Paola personally saw just how vicious the fight got – whenever one took over the top spot, the other managed to kick him off the post. She was actually wondering what to do if ever they’d end up in a tie and was making contingency plans. However, in the end, Jacob managed to edge out the very tough and determined Connor.

Thank you so much for participating in this exciting part of the dirty polls! We’ll have the next one coming soon. ♥️

Love,
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore

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February 16, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

It’s back with a vengeance and, oh my, is it more brutal! No repeat votes allowed, only one poll for everyone… you better get ready for this! The Lord of the AssasSINS (ver 2.0) is the tournament where you, our dear patrons, will get to decide which male Assassin (or renegade Templar) brings you to your knees with the power of his sheer voice alone!

So, whose voice makes you want to sin the most? Vote now and give your favourite Assassin your steamiest love this Valentine’s Day! The poll will end on February 20, 2016 at 11:59PM (PST).

Please note that we have moved the end date from February 21 to February 20 as this is more preferable for the polls. Grazie!

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February 14, 2016

It’s back with a vengeance and, oh my, is it more brutal! No repeat votes allowed, only one poll for everyone… you better get ready for this! The Lord of the AssasSINS (ver 2.0) is the tournament where you, our dear patrons, will get to decide which male Assassin (or renegade Templar) brings you to your knees with the power of his sheer voice alone!

So, whose voice makes you want to sin the most? Vote now and give your favourite Assassin your steamiest love this Valentine’s Day! The poll will end on February 20, 2016 at 11:59PM (PST).