“I’ve very recently come to love Desmond. And right now I have this image of a shirtless Desmond with his jeans riding dangerously low on his hips, confidently striding towards me, ‘For Your Entertainment’ blasting in the background. Stopping in front of me, Desmond begins to dance erotically. Mmmmm!”
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“I want a threesome with Clay, Desmond and Shaun. The thought of them taking turns to fuck me senseless drives me wild…”
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‘I had a dream last night. Instead of Becca typing whatever she types, she was reading a really dirty fanfiction about Des and I. Des and I were training in the other room, and when she walked in, I had him trapped between my thighs, trying to wrestle him off me. Becca said something along the lines of, “You should use those strong ass thighs for other things.” Des became flustered and had his head fall on my stomach, sighing that he’d given up. That night I walked in on him jerking off…’
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‘I want Shaun and Desmond to fight over who can make me come the most, resulting in a mind-blowing threesome. They’re both quite pleased with themselves afterward–until I tell them that Rebecca does it better.’
I want Altair and Desmond to worship my body with their lips. The contrasting texture of their lips and their lip scars would be absolutely divine.
‘Whenever I watch that scene where Desmond dives behind the animus to avoid being shot by Cross, all I can think of is how tantalising he looks with his back against it, legs spread apart like that. Hell yes I’d suck him.’
‘Lately I’ve had this fantasy of being in a threesome with Clay and Desmond. I’d love nothing more than to have Clay sinking into me from behind whilst my hands cling through Desmond’s hair as he hungrily assaults my lips with his and takes me from the front. Clay’s fingers would almost be bruising against my hips as their cocks sink inside me and the three of us would be sharing desperate, needy kisses as we tangle tongues and get reduced to nothing but a rutting, moaning mess against the wall.’
I like to imagine Desmond being a dominating lover. While he’s under I’d give him blowjobs just to tease him, then after a long session in the Animus he would force me down into the chair and eat me out before bending me over and fucking me hard enough to make me scream.
‘I had a dream with Desmond, he was at the bar teaching me how to make the cocktails and kept close enough to me, while i made them and kept nibbling on my ear. I ended up being dragged into the office by Desmond where we ended up having sex through out our break. And everyone seemed to have heard us.’
‘I wanna aggressively twerk to Lil’ Jon’s “Turn Down For What” all in front of Desmond’s face, right there on the bar table while he does his bartending thing. And then I’ll give him a lap dance to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”. He better give me tips for doing this.’
This makes me wish Nolan North would do Desmond’s rendition of “My anaconda don’t want none” (the same way Connor’s VA Noah Watts did) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
~ Sister Teodora