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Confession [x]
PETITION TO BE DESMOND’S BIRTHDAY GIFT. Just get me a neko maid outfit and I’m ready💪😏
Confession [x]
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Mi dispiace for the delay of this confession, amico mio! (I wasn’t sure if you wanted this to be a confession or not, so I decided to play it safe ;^_^)
~ Signora Paola
“I always have a weird dream every other night where I’d suck Desmond’s dick while he’s in the Animus 2.0 as Ezio. And he’d moan and say praises in Italian and he’d cum all over my face”.
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“I don’t drink, but if Desmond offers me some body shots I’ll would accept immediately. I would lick the salt of his neck and belly, taste that beautiful cinnamon skin, and then beg him to give me a “Sex on the Beach” followed by an “Orgasm”.”
Recipes for the Drinks:
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This blog always makes me smile. From the confessions to the terrific mods ; thank you for this sanctuary of sinning <3 Also a shoutout happy birthday to one of my fave assassins Desmond! Would anyone be interested in a Desmond haystacks fic? I feel like he needs some lovin as well. And the lovely signoras wrote some steamy headcanons already~ Sincerely yours, the writer of the Edward secluded haystack story.
March 14, 2016Grazie di cuore, my friend! And Desmond needs to be on the Haystack without a doubt! Just look at him
That is the face of a man who is ready for some action, and not only during his birthday. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am certain our patrons would very much want to read it!
~ Signora Paola
‘It’d would be kinda funny if, during the Ezio/Caterina bath scene on Brotherhood, Desmond would be getting a tent is his pants than Shaun, Rebecca and Lucy would be laughing like crazy and obviously weirded out.’
‘I want to be Desmond’s cock slut.’
“Tbh I think Desmond would have the most adorable tired-but-happy face after eating you out, specially with that little smirk of his”.
Confessed by: blackheartsweater
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Well, that was quite a fight! 7 days and 453 votes later we now officially have The Lord of the AssasSINS: The Impetuous Jacob Frye!
As you can see in the poll results, the fight pretty much narrowed down between the British Scoundrel and the American Wolf, Connor. Signora Paola personally saw just how vicious the fight got – whenever one took over the top spot, the other managed to kick him off the post. She was actually wondering what to do if ever they’d end up in a tie and was making contingency plans. However, in the end, Jacob managed to edge out the very tough and determined Connor.
Thank you so much for participating in this exciting part of the dirty polls! We’ll have the next one coming soon. ♥️
Love,
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore
It’s back with a vengeance and, oh my, is it more brutal! No repeat votes allowed, only one poll for everyone… you better get ready for this! The Lord of the AssasSINS (ver 2.0) is the tournament where you, our dear patrons, will get to decide which male Assassin (or renegade Templar) brings you to your knees with the power of his sheer voice alone!
So, whose voice makes you want to sin the most? Vote now and give your favourite Assassin your steamiest love this Valentine’s Day! The poll will end on February 20, 2016 at 11:59PM (PST).