[insert Desmond penis joke here]
‘I’d like to have sex with Desmond like it’s the last time we can have each other.’
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“I’d want Desmond to go bar hopping with me. I’d get a little drunk and he’d have to ‘take care’ of me. Once we got back home I’d have my hands all over him and I’d beg him to fuck me. I’d love to see a smirk on his lips as he undresses me. We’d have lips and hands all over each other and start off wild and rough but then get passionate and slow. He’d make love to me and make me feel so damn good. And I don’t get hangovers, so definitely another round in the morning.”
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‘So my birthday’s this month and my butt has become fatter (praise the Lord 🙌 ) and I’d like nothing more than a cat lingerie to model it to Desmond, Dante and Delsin. Oh my, so much D ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
“I want to have a Sex on the Beach with Desmond… And maybe probably kind of definitely want to have sex on the beach with Desmond.”
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“Honestly, I’m not very interested in getting eaten out (at least not nearly as much as a lot of women seem to be), but I can’t help but think that Jacob, Ezio, and Desmond would be able to change my mind pretty quickly. ;)”
“I know I said that this was the last, but I thought of one more dirty secret: I wanna pour some of that Shirley Templar all over Desmond’s abs and lap it up like a thirsty animal. Then I want him to Shirley my Templar. Okay, have a nice day, beautiful admins! – yours truly, the dirty foodie anon”.
“I want to drink a Shirley Templar off of Desmond. I’d lick the gin and ginger beer off his stomach and then suck the grenadine off his cock. I’d finish by eating a cherry off of his lips”.
AC Fun Fact:
A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink. In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin. Here’s the recipe:
Ingredients:
- Ginger Ale
- Sprite™
- 1.5 oz. gin
- 1.5 oz. grenadine
- 1 maraschino cherry
Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top. Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin. Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.
~Claudia
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“On the couch, I’m sitting between Desmond’s legs playing video games while he plays with my hair. He finds it funny to challenge me by slowly rubbing two fingers against my clit faster and faster while I’m playing a difficult mission. I can’t take it anymore and I pause the game and ride him until we both orgasm”.
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“I want to smear cake all over Desmond and lick it off. After that we could do anything he’s wants, after all he is the birthday boy 😜😜“
Confession [personalhealthcarerobot]