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Desmond Miles

Confessions

May 29, 2016

“I had a dream the other night about Desmond, and that Desmond was having his way with me. After meeting him inside a bar, we hooked up and had sex inside a dimly lit hotel bedroom. He screwed me in every position imaginable like a well-hung porn star with the stamina of a horse…and honestly, I never even looked at Desmond that way until now. Although it didn’t help that he and I were both sorta drunk….perhaps the hottest part about the dream was him doing the spoon sex position, and telling me to use the Hitachi Magic Wand on my clit while he screws me from behind.”


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Confessions

May 29, 2016

“Lately I’ve been dreaming of Desmond wearing booty shorts and stripper heels while dancing along to Love, Sex, and Magic by Justin Timberlake and Ciara. Just the image of those long legs and that cute butt gets me so hot.”


Here’s the song.
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Confessions

May 27, 2016

‘I have a slight thing for biting and being bitten on the neck, so I imagine just nibbling on Desmond’s neck at night while he is sleeping, leaving hickeys and such. Just imagine him waking up to that, and then his plans for me later 😉’

Confessions

May 24, 2016

Imagine being Lucy Stillman, working for Abstergo. Desmond Miles would be the perfect excuse to wake up in the morning, feeling happy you’d go to work just to see him. 😉

Confessions

May 18, 2016

“I want to be in the middle of a Connor/Ezio/Desmond sandwich.”

Confessions

May 8, 2016

‘You’d think Desmond is a guy who’d fuck you hard in a dark alley, but I can’t stop thinking how romantic and passionate he must be during love making: he looks you in the eyes while caressing you, sinking his fingertips in your skin and kissing you all over. He’s lying on the bed, letting you take control to ride him into ecstasy. As you ride him, his torso rises from the bed so he can wrap his arms around your waist, placing his head between your breasts and whispering how much he loves you.

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Confessions

May 3, 2016

‘I wouldn’t mind having cake by the ocean with Desmond. (P.S. In case you don’t know, cake by the ocean is slang for beach sex.) (P.S.S. All of the mods are awesome! Keep it up, my dudes/dudettes!!!)’
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Thank you, anonimo, for the shout-out! Now I couldn’t find a high quality fic of Desmond’s model (Francisco Randez) in the ocean, so this was the best that I could do. Hope this turned out OK for you!

– Ezio Auditore

Dirty Reblogs

April 30, 2016

fuckin–mages:

can i just

like

fap to this man forever?

Confessions

April 29, 2016

 

“The same anon who submitted the yema-drizzled bun here! I imagine Connor, Altaïr and Desmond’s respective butts would be perfect with yema.”


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Confessions

April 28, 2016

‘Honestly, for my birthday tomorrow I want to either play with Evie’s boobs or have Desmond wrapped in nothing but silk ribbons and covered in sakura petals. Either are good, but both could be better👌’

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