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Hey ladies (and gentleman), my girlfriend and I just broke up so I was wondering if you could maybe post a few cute/funny/smutty assassin pics? Thank you x

May 5, 2016

Sure thing

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– Ezio Auditore

Let the Assassins strut their way to your room and tell you that the only Hot Stuff they’re looking for is you~

Then let Connor prepare you a warm cup of coffee in the morning while he shows off his barista skills~

(Video here)

And speaking of dancing…

The Jacob Triplets is always ready to give their special dance number. Or if you’d rather have something less strenuous Jacob enjoins you to play a game of “Resist The Urge To Squish My Cheeks”~

~ Signora Paola (I could honestly add more but my internet connection is having its own Throwback Thursday and is doing a marvellous impression of a dial-up modem right now, so I hope these would suffice, my friend ♥)

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March 26, 2016

Now, now, we can just agree that we all have different tastes and our tastes are dictated by our favourite character, yes? And like I said – all the Assassins have lovely butts. How can they not when they constantly climb buildings and scale walls, hmm?

~ Signora Paola

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This is for the anon that had suicidal thoughts; I will start writing something cute with Arno for you in a few hours. It is an absolute pleasure to do anything to make my fellow brotherhood feel at their best.

March 24, 2016

Anon, I hope you’re still here because we’ve gotten a lot of these positive messages lately! As I’ve stated just not too long ago: we’re here for you if you ever need anything. The Brotherhood always looks out for each other. <3

– Signore Ezio

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I’m playing AC Unity and Arno just said Rescquiat In Pace (idk how it’s spelled) and I’m so confused

March 20, 2016

Requiesce in pace is Latin for “Rest in Peace”. It’s not Italian like many think. The reason Ezio may have used it instead of the Italian Riposa in pace, may have been because Roman Catholicism was the religion in the Renaissance (and in Italy) and the language used in Catholic rites, at that time, was Latin.

Now, as for why Arno is using it, possibly because it was commonly used in 18th century France. Paris, were Unity is set, has the Quartier Latin (Latin Quarter), were many Universities are located and were Latin was taught since the Middle Ages. Learning Latin has always been considered a high standard, specially for scholars and families with important tittles. It would be no surprise Arno was taught Latin either by the De la Serre family or the Assassins.

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~Claudia (History enthusiast)

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