‘Sorry to bug you ladies but it’s the sexy food anon again. I hope you can find away to include the food in the edited pics themselves.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because I also have another secret: I want to lick Connor’s delicious dark chocolate nipples. I bet you they taste like Toblerone.’
Do Connor’s nipples have a creamy nougat centre, I wonder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘I want Connor to find me in his cabin on the Aquila. I’m lounging on the bunk, wearing one of his shirts and a seductive smile, and we have each other on the bunk, on the table, against the wall… I try my best to be quiet but I really can’t, and between that and Connor’s quietly-smug ‘I got laid’ expression the next day, the whole crew knows what we were up to.’
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‘I’m ridiculously turned on by Connor in his Captain outfit and want to ride that man into the sunset while wearing his hat.’
‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
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I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
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‘I want Connor to tie my wrists to the headboard with the cord of his rope dart, then put my legs over his shoulders and his face in my cunt and just go to fucking town on me until I’m overstimulated, my legs are twitching, I’ve screamed my throat raw, and his face and the bed are both soaked.’
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“I imagine having my first sexual encounter with Connor. It would be rather romantic, perhaps after he returns home from a long mission on board of the Aquilia whilst he’s still in his captains outfit. It would be very emotional for both of us – me as it would be my first time and for him as he knows I chose him to be my first. As we approach orgasm, my cries of pleasure turn into tears as our love for each other multiplies by the second. We finish, happy crying and cuddling in the others arms”.
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‘Being raised in a religious Filipino household, I’ve always been told to be a proper girl. That’s why ‘bad’ boys like Haytham, Ezio and Connor are the stuff of fantasies for me. And usually, those fantasies involve them teaching me to be as bad as they are.’
“Connor and I are both going in for our first time. Tentatively, we undress, and lay down next to each other on a pile of soft leaves in an isolated wood. Nervously, I stroke him, and I am shocked at how big he is. “Will it even fit?” I ask, wary. He doesn’t answer, and kisses me, hotly and passionately. “We’d better find out,” he murmurs, as he positions himself over me. He enters, gently, and I scream his name. Over and over”.
Confessed by: ellestrix
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