‘All I want for my birthday is Connor dominating me in bed!’
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We apologise if this comes in later than your birthday, dear confessor! Your confession doesn’t state what your birthdate is, so we can only queue it up according to how we got it in our inbox (oldest confessions are always queued up first). In any case, we hope you’ve had a very happy birthday!
‘For my birthday (September 8), I would love to have either Connor or Ratonhnhaké:ton fucking me on their own way that can make me squirm and tremble when I reach it. Nothing else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! May Connor grace you with his presence by your room tonight~
‘I want Connor (post-shave) to get rough with me. I would love to ride him reverse cowgirl style, skin slapping against skin loudly and him spanking me from time to time as I ride his thick cock.’
‘That little smirk Connor does makes me feel some type of way. Like come here big man and show me what that mouth do.’
‘The Kenway genes are absolutely ridiculous. How did this family manage to look this fucking hot??? I’ve been thinking about it for a while… A foursome with Edward, Haytham and Connor would be pretty fucking amazing. I’d let them have me any way they want. We can go slow and sensual or rough and dirty. Kiss my neck, suck my titties, eat me out, face fuck me, bend me over, blindfold me, tie me up, I’m all game for it. Hell, I’d even let them hit this pussy raw. Take me, daddies!!! 👅🍆💦’
‘I’m sorry for dropping this in… but I am so confused and looking for some guidance or words of reassurance. Can someone be assassin-sexual? For most of my teenage/adult life (27yrs old now), I’ve identified as lesbian, dated some girls and never felt attraction towards irl men. But how come the male assassins can get me all hot and bothered (especially Connor, Ezio and Jacob)? Something doesn’t quite add up and I’m just ????’
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Dearest anon, in my view, I think the mere fact that these assassins are fictional is one major draw. I’m speaking from experience here: I find that I’m readily more attracted to fictional characters simply because it’s so easy for me to “project” my wishes towards them. It’s easy for me to imagine that Jacob is a sex god, for example. 😆 In my mind, these fictional characters can never disappoint me. With real people, it’s a lot more complicated.
Of course, there’s also the fact that sexuality can be quite complex. What do our patrons think? 😄
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘See those innocent eyes? Yes, I’d like to take Connor’s innocence away.’
‘There’s one night I masturbated and all I could think about is Connor touching me so softly while he’s staring at me and whispering in his native language. My moans are uncontrollable. I would whimper, “Connor…” so many times until I ended up being too loud to wake everyone up.’
