“Whenever I’m masturbating I think of Connor and imagine that his heavy body is on top of me. I barely can hold myself then.”
“Ezio may be hot and sexy, but Connor is both hot/sexy AND [a] VIRGIN. I wish I could tease the little virgin boy until his cheeks were bright red, and he would take me like a wild animal just to get rid of all his sexual frustration!”
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“Like a virgin…touched for the very first time!” Madonna’s song “Like a Virgin” continues to play in my head every time I see this, ha ha. Poor Connor, he needs a lot of loving tonight. <3
+Fiora Cavazza
“I was waking up from a lovely sex dream with Connor, and I felt a warm sensation on my back. I reached over excitedly to only realize my cat fell asleep on me. Not sure if that is a confession, but I still laugh at myself because I got way [too] excited.”
Confession by: amaya-loves-joo
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Haha, that’s okay, who wouldn’t get excited? 😉 Just look at that sexy chest…
~ Claudia
“I want Captain Connor to strip while [Justin Timberlake’s song] “Sexy Back” plays in the background.”
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This is a sexy one indeed, Anon. 😉 I would not mind the Captain removing his clothes to JT’s “Suit and Tie” as an addition to his little “show”! “Let me show you a few things..” ;o
+ Fiora Cavazza
“I would love to be in a Kenway-Orgy. The idea of being fucked by Connor, Haytham, and Edward really turns me on!”
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‘I just want to lick Connor like a lollipop.’
* I know the picture shows cake pops, but this image was of better quality than the lollipop images I found on Google search, so I used this instead. Plus, it matched Connor’s skin tone, so…
~ Signora Paola
“I know everyone wants Connor to be a submissive type of lover, and believe me, that would be pure heaven. However, I could also see him being a nice dominant lover as well. I’d like to think his dominant side stays very hidden. Sometimes, I have fantasies of him on top of me, and in control. I think that would be amazing, to just be underneath him, wrapped up in his strong arms, holding me tightly and protectively, being loved by him all night and morning long.”
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So the polling for the length of Connor’s ‘tomahawk’ has closed. Below this cut are the results:
^ This map shows where all our voters come from. I could not get it to show East/Southeast Asia and the Pacific, but we did have voters come from those regions.
We had people view this poll 194 times, but only 79 perverts vote for it. I guess most would rather be content with being voyeurs than participating in the act themselves, but I digress…
The poll did not record gender, as all votes were anonymous. However, I am sure that most of our voters are females, yes?
Our voters seem to mostly come from the Anglosphere or regions with large Anglo-Saxon populations, so this might skew the results a bit in regards to cultural worldviews. What is considered large/average/small to Anglo-Saxons may not be large/average/small to say, Pacific Islanders.
Anyway, below are your final results:
I did the stats because I wanted to a precise average of what the collective headcanon (aka ‘fanon’) is for Connor’s schlong, since we are all too embarrassed to ask Ubisoft ourselves (or just have someone ask Noah Watts how big his dick is, but I am sure we are all too classy for that), SOOOO…
Connor’s length, when fully erect
n = 79
μ = 7.90506
M = 8
Mode = 7
σ = 1.25084
σ² = 1.56459
SD = 1.24289
s² = 1.54478
Well since I am horrible at stats, I say that you take my calculations with a grain of salt. Since we are simply just finding the average, it seems that the mean, median and mode nearly match each other…the mean being 7.9, median being 8, and mode being 7. However, that is pretty much a one inch difference when comparing the mode against the mean and median.
Should we use the mode as an accurate measurement of Connor’s fanon length? Well, from what I learned in stats class, the median and mode are less accurate compared to the mean. So despite most ladies voting 7 inches (17.8 cm) as to what they think Connor’s length is, let’s just say that Connor drank some magical mojo that gained him an inch in length. And since rounding the mean up to 8 makes it closer to the median than mode, it is safe to say that we have reached a consensus:
Connor’s fanon penis length is 8 inches (20.3 centimetres). So that makes him a little above the global average when it comes to length (which, according to Wikipedia, is 5.1–5.9 in [12.9–15.0] cm in length). Although perhaps for White males, the average may be a little higher (in the 6-7 in. range).
Discussion
Well, what else can I say? When this was done earlier, like a few months ago, the sample size was too small to get an accurate fanon measurement on Connor’s penis length. However, looking back at that previous study, the results for still match up with what we have now, with the averages being in the same range (7-8 in). I do not want to link back to that study, however, as I wish for it to remain confidential.
Overall, fanon seems to agree that Connor is totally 8 inches/20 centimetres erect. Hm, not bad, ladies, not bad….this was actually what I personally voted for (casted my vote for 8 in/20 cm). I thought the 7-incher crowd would win until I did the maths for it, ahahahaha~
Welp, there you have it folks. Apparently, Connor is big enough to be cast into porn films, so I do not know why adult casting agencies have not called him yet (his porn star name will be ‘Brown Sugar’, by the way, and his first adult film will be called ‘Touched for the Very First Time’)…
I mean just look at his bulge:
Well anyway, that is all for now. We would like to thank all of our lovely perverts who participated in this poll. Now we just wait for the rest to cast their votes in for the ’Connor’s penis girth/thickness’ poll, which we will start counting the votes for next week. After that is done, we will be doing Ezio Auditore next. 😉
Grazie mille,
Signora Paola.
“I want teenage Connor to tie me on a tree, speak that nasty Mohawk language of his and the rest is his choice.”
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