Confession count update + more
To our valued (and dearest) patrons,
I’ve been doing some little housekeeping in our bordello and I believe it is time to update you with our confession count. The last time we had this was 2 – yes, two years ago! Well, since our last update, let’s see how the rankings have changed, shall we?
- Jacob Frye – 1723 confessions (still the reigning king; and yes, this is still his theme song and I’d pay good money to hear Paul Amos sing it ~/o/)
- Connor Kenway – 971 confessions
- Shay Cormac – 563 confessions (oh my, he has overtaken Arno)
- Arno Dorian – 559 confessions (but he’s not too far behind!)
- Ezio Auditore – 520 confessions
- Evie Frye – 463 confessions
- Edward Kenway – 361 confessions (overtaken Altair)
- Altair Ibn La’Ahad – 357 confessions
- Haytham Kenway – 271 confessions
- Crawford Starrick – 257 confessions
- Desmond Miles – 214 confessions
- Bayek of Siwa – 73 confessions
- Alexios – 53 confessions
- Aveline de Grandpre – 48 confessions
- Kassandra – 45 confessions
- Adewale – 25 confessions
- Aya of Alexandria – 25 confessions
I’ve only included playable characters (with the exception of Crawford Starrick since he’s quite popular). If you want to know the confession count of a character not named here, please do send us a message!
I’ve also updated our Porn Star Status tag. To anyone who’s new to our bordello, it’s basically our “Greatest Hits” tag or the confessions that garnered 69+ notes 😉 Take a look if your favourite (or your own) confession is there!
I will also take this time to start restoring the posts that have been flagged by Tumblr. Since the main issue seems to be the images we used, then I think the best way to go about it is to simply blur the images and have them linked elsewhere. It’s a pain, but… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It needs to be done!
Grazie for reading!
~ Signora Paola