“Everyone’s busy crushing on the walking amazingness that is Ezio Auditore and I feel like one of the sole few who fell in love with Cesare Borgia instead of him.”
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‘I have this hate crush on Cesare Borgia, I want him dead but yet I want him to take out his anger on me and tie me up and aggressively make love to me until I can’t walk… I liked to be his little play boy… then I’d probably kill him and get it over with’
“So apparently, according to game canon, Cesare sent his father a letter concerning the wedding night with his French wife where he describes how he had “done the deed eight times”. After I discovered this bit of juicy information, I simply couldn’t help but feeling slightly jealous of his bride and secretly wanting to be in her place and to find myself being ravaged multiple times in a row until I couldn’t feel my own legs from the sheer exhaustion any longer.”
‘I think I had a weird crush on Cesare Borgia for quite a while, and ended up developing a rather peculiar taste for overly-ambitious, power-hungry and ruthless villains in the process all thanks to mainly him, so now, I always end up falling for the bad guys instead of the heroes almost against my own will and better judgement. Damn you, you good-looking, arrogant, lovable little bastard!’
‘I have this feeling that Cesare is really aggressive and rough in the bedchamber, always dominant and on top, with an upper-hand in everything, akin to a bull, just like the symbol of house Borgia would imply. Whispering the nickname “My Spanish Bull” would be the most perfect tease ever as he violently makes love to me over and over again until I pass out from the sheer pleasure and exhaustion.’
‘I like to think Cesare is into knife-play due to the fact that he’s an expert swordsman in his own right, and the very thought of him violently cutting through my clothing with a sword’s edge or a dagger, while a dark, half-smiling, almost dangerously alluring expression is gracing his handsome face is for some strange reason amazingly arousing for me.’
I don’t know what it is about Cesare Borgia that makes him so strangely alluring to me, perhaps it’s a mix of psychical attractiveness, his vast ambitions, greed, a general lust for power, his passionate drive to reach something he desires and not choosing the means to do it, and even though I’m aware that he’s not an admirable person as a whole, I cannot help but feel drawn to him on an immense level.
’I’m not sure which I’d rather. Being Rosa’s lesbian lover where she would find me in the middle of Venice and we’d find some sort of hiding place where she would dominate me until the residents sent guards to find out what all the moaning was about or watching Cesare and Ezio having rough hate sex on a church alter. Maybe both.’
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‘Around the same time I noticed how incredibly handsome Cesare Borgia really is – in a dark and sultry way that suggests a lot about his prowess in the bedroom – I realised that he and Ezio would make possibly the most aggressive and ravishing couple Roma would ever have had the pleasure of seeing in the bedchamber.’
‘I hate to admit that I have a slight attraction to Cesare Borgia. I would betray the Brotherhood for him.’
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