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New followers!?

July 16, 2020

Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets​ from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!

We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!

I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~

Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.

Vittoria Agli Assassini!

— Ezio

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This is mostly humorous than dirty but can we get a headcanon of how the assassins try to hide their boners in public because as I come to understand they can just happen randomly. He he I’m so immature.

June 30, 2016

Altaïr: He doesn’t even care–

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Maybe he hides it by just keeping his legs together, and then his robes will fall back into their natural spot.

Jacob: TOP HAT M’LADY; HE’D HIDE IT WITH HIS TOP HAT

Connor: ….There’s no way he can hide that boner. I mean just look at those tight trousers–

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Maybe he’d try covering it with his robes idk. lol

Edward: Just like Jacob, he uses THE HAT, THE PIRATE HAT M’LADY

Adéwalé: He’d hide it by running into the ocean and swimming.

Haytham: like this–

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Ezio: why should I hide mine? That’s how you get the ladies.

– Ezio Auditore