“I wish Malik was real. In my opinion he’d be the best boyfriend ever. The sex would be great also, even though he has one arm, I don’t mind. I imagine he would dominate and have his way with me. Then after our rough love making, he becomes gentle and places butterfly kisses all over. He then whispers I love you and we fall asleep arm in arm”
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“I want Altair, Connor, Ezio, Desmond and Malik to cum all over me.”
I haven’t found a picture with all this characters so I chose a nice picture from Desmond. Since my laptop is dead I’m just able to use my Macbook for editing the confessions. So no photoshop ;; Sorry for this, dear followers…
-Sister Teodora
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“I find all of the male assassin’s voices so hot that I would be down to have a phone sex orgy or so.”
“I want Malik to take me in the Bureau, from behind, against a wall, pulling my nipples, and scratching my back until I scream. Then we would trash the whole place, fucking each other hard everywhere, in every single position that’s ever existed.”
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“..in every single position that’s ever existed.” Might I recommend the Kama Sutra, mi bella? 😉 That should entertain you and Malik for quite a while! Enjoy.
+Fiora Cavazza
I want Ezio, Altair and Connor to unleash their stress on my body and fuck me senseless while Desmond peeks through a door and masturbates to it. Ezio being the player would fuck me from behind, Connor loosing his virginity on my pussy and Altair fucking my mouth and covering my screams with his dick. All three moaning and cursing in their native tongue.
“I would LOVE if the Assassins dirty talked in their native language in my ear while giving it to me from behind.”
“Given that Malik probably has trouble with everyday tasks, I get assigned to him as a maid. We become close as he vents his feelings about poor Kadar and make spiteful jokes about Altair. I catch him staring at me from time to time though. One day, I’m cleaning his desk and he can’t take it anymore. He kisses me and takes me right there on the previously clean[ed] desk..”
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“I want Altair to push [me] in a roof garden and fuck me until the [whole] city can hear us scream.”
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‘I just want to have sex with all the assassins and Templars—very, very kinky sex.’
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“I think Altair really did love Kadar, but only because he was Malik’s brother. I imagine them having sex and Altair moans Malik’s name instead of Kadar’s. Heartbreaking, right?”
Poor little boy… Sister Teodora dislikes this.
Edit: Sister Teodora really dislike this. 😀
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