‘I was watching my boyfriend play AC1 yesterday and then Altaïr started doing those grunts when he’s jumping. Because my boyfriend resembles Altaïr so much it’s unreal, it didn’t help me to restrain myself. Holy shit, I got so hot and bothered, I had to tell my boyfriend to pause it and I went down on him then and there. Je ne regrette rien.’
‘I’m a straight male… but Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Edward and Arno have made me seriously question my sexuality. Even my girlfriend is getting a little jealous ;)’
‘The other night, I had a dream about Malik. I was his mistress, sneaking into the assassin’s Bureau, and had sex with him in this secret backroom. Malik was laying on those fancy silk pillows and rugs, while I was riding on top of him. We were about to get rougher until we heard a loud knocking on the desk in the other room, which annoyed me and Malik because that meant Altaïr was there. Malik got up in the middle of what were were doing, and that made me mad. Altaïr, why must you cock-block!?’
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‘I picture myself spending time in the bureau with Malik, helping him with maps and reaching high to get more scrolls for him, only to have him hug me from behind, mumble how he needs me against my neck, nuzzling affectionately and nipping my ear gently. I confess to feeling the same and we make slow, passionate love together.’
‘I don’t know how everyone can just choose between all these hot-ass characters, seriously, I would sell my soul to have them all as my personal masculine harem, templars and assassins equally, I would fuck them whenever I wanted to and they would be just too obsessed with me that they would fight each other for my attention and my treatments, my favorites for sure would be Ezio, Yusuf, Cesare and Haytham, just imagining the variety of sex, how each one would do it their own way makes me horny.’
“Desmond and I almost get killed in a mission. We escape and head home. Desmond seems restless all the way there. When we get there, he just walks to a random alley even though it’s raining heavily. I follow him and when I reach him, he stops, pushes me against the wall, kisses me hard and fucks me possessively against the wall like it was his last time ever. He doesn’t lose eye contact even for a second as if to make sure that we both are still there and alive. He moans out loud when he comes.”
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To be honest, all I want right now is the dirtiest things imaginable being done to me by Altaïr, Edward and Arno.
Oh so many dirty things one could do, your only limit is your creativity and imagination… – Claudia
“I fantasize about Altair, Ezio and Arno being in a room together and me watching them sort out who’d be dominant in bed. Then I would saunter up to the bed with handcuffs and a wicked grin, telling them they’re in for a long night.”
‘I instantly fell in love with Altair and Malik. I think both are completely & ridiculously hot. I imagine them to have a thing going on all the years… I so want to be the third, watching them having rough bloody sex and joining now and then…’
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‘I had this very strange dream about where Al Mualim appointed me to train Altaïr, but he was so disrespectful and defiant that I had enough so I tied his wrists and ankles together, ripped his robes open to expose that (delicious, scarred, golden brown) skin then started wiping him with a riding crop, telling him that he was going to respect him. When I was out of breath, I stopped and looked him over. He just smiled that cocky smile and said, “Is that the best you’ve got?”’
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