‘Ok but think: Ezio, Altair, Connor, Shay, Edward, Julien du Casse, and any other guy being like puppies, watching your sexy body, and then all the ladies seducing you and making sweet love, while the boys get unchained and all have a sweet orgy♡ Yes.’
Confession [x]
‘It’s not really a sexual confession, but I wish I could meet Altair and make him slowly fall in love with me. <3′
Image [x]
‘I would love to have passionate sex with Altaïr all night while he tells me how much he’d love to get me pregnant. Then he’d make love to me all throughout my pregnancy while telling me how beautiful I am all swollen with his child.’
Screenshot [x]
‘I think the first ever video game character I’ve fantasized about was Lucy Stillman, I mean, thinking about her hiking that skirt up, man. Ever since, Ubisoft has always managed to add yet another very attractive lady I wouldn’t mind having a tumble with, from Rebecca Crane to Caterina Sforza to Lucrezia Borgia to Anne Bonny to Elise de la Serre… Man Ubisoft, knock it off already…’
“The other day I was masturbating, and I just couldn’t get off,so I starting fantasizing about Altaïr
(my favorite assassin), and it worked for a bit, but for some reason, I started
to imagine Edward eating me out and
I came instantly… I don’t know how I feel about this…”
“So there’s me, Connor, Edward, Haytham, Ezio, Altair, and Yusuf in a room having nasty, acrobatic sex all night. What I wouldgive to have them fuck me individually as well, fuck yes. Like we have a 7-day
schedule where I sleep with each one until we all meet in bed on the 7th day
for the group sex. Pure heaven on Earth.”
‘A Threesome with Altair and Shay, OMFG.’
‘I’d want a bachelor competition or be trapped in 7 minutes in heaven with William Johnson, John Pitcairn, Cesare Borgia, Charles Vane, Julien Du Casse, George Washington, and Thomas Hickey. I literally don’t know why.’
Confession [x]
Like I told you before, I would love to be pushed against the wall by Alex Mercer and then having a threesome with him and Altair, we can call Desmond or Ezio to join us too.
‘Can I please have an orgy with the ladies of the DACS? There will be chocolate whipped cream and extremely hot and mindblowing sex happening.’
Paola render [x]
Fiora render [x]
I normally do not partake in any of the activities in this fine establishment, but I will make an exception to you, cucciola mia. <3
~ Sister Teodora
Anonimo, the cioccolato better be good~
– Signora Paola
Chocolate whipped cream, you say?
Count me in, anonimo.
– Fiora
Dear anonimo, it sounds like an interesting offer you are making. I cannot lose such a tempting opportunity, so I will have to say yes.
– Caterina
Whilst my brother is away, I’m more than happy to play and besides, its been quite some time since I’ve had a girls night in 😉 a yes on my part mio cara!
– Claudia