“I had a dream that Altaïr and I are Master Assassins and we hid in haystack to get away from the guards and suddenly he kisses me, then it just ends up with us having sex in the haystack and the guards wondering where the moans are coming from.”
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I have had fantasies of being in a foursome with Altair, Ezio, and Connor until we are all panting and exhausted in a heap on a king sized bed.
‘Grabbing Altair after a mission, pinning him to the desk of the bureau and doing it with him, spilling ink and ruining/smudging all the maps. Malik would unknowingly walk in and then leave awkward after seeing our naked entwined ink stained bodies.’
‘The thought of loosening Altair’s trousers and then straddling him makes be loose my breath.’
‘I would totally dig unknowingly being one of Altair’s targets. I Imagine him hunting me down, fighting and wrestling with him in the rain, getting soaked and covered in grime and mud, until he’s ontop of me ready to go in for the kill, but instead you grab each other and have some steamy sex on a rooftop in the rain while being soaked to the bone, sweaty and muddy.’
‘Give me Altaïr and Shay and I’ll be a very happy girl.’
“Every time people talk about the first Assassin’s Creed game, I just can’t stop thinking about all the wet dreams I had with Malik. I dreamt about him fingering me while whispering me dirty things. It was amazing”.
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“I had this dream where I was working in a brothel in Firenze and Ezio and Altaïr both requested me. I told them I didn’t have a lot of time and ended up in a rough threesome. Needless to say I was very turned on when I woke up”.
“I may or may not have just ordered a Bad Dragon Ultimate Fantasy toy to use when I masturbate so when I fantasize about being fucked by one of the assassins it feels more real”.
“I have always wanted to have a secret love life with Kadar. Having to find different places to have a bit of fun without Malik catching on would be so much fun”.
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