‘I want a place where the assassins are the Cicisbeo and on each floor they have different levels of roughness. Bottom would be the most gentle and top would be the most rough. I’d list them as this from bottom to top: Shay, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Jacob, and Edward at the top cause he’s seems to me like he’d be the one that won’t hold back if you wanted it badly. You wouldn’t be able to walk or sit down properly for a week if you visited there.’
‘Brb gone to bounce on Altair’s dick -Maria’
“Altair making you cum while finger fucking you, just the thought of cumming wetly onto his fingers….”
“I want the assassins to open a strip club and them to all work there, it would be called ‘The Hidden Blade’ I would be the first customer.”
“It’s 1191 and Altaïr is out in Damascus hunting for Templars. He soon comes across me, a Templar Knight. He attempts to assassinate me, but I fight back and defeat him. I knock him out and take him back to a Templar base where other Templar Knights are. I tie him up and wait until he wakes up. I offer him a deal. He can either be turned in to Robert de Sable, or he can join the Templar Knights in an orgy where he is the main course. He readily accepts and is greedy for Templar dick”.
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“I like to imagine that, when I have sex with all the assassins at the same time, that Edward and Connor tease Haytham about actually being kind (in a rough sort of way) and that Evie and Jacob compete who can make me orgasm faster”
‘Altair would definitely have a deep and lusty sex-voice.’
“I want to have a four way with Altaïr, Arno, and Jacob. I want Arno to give me a blowjob, I want to suck off Jacob, and I want Altaïr to fuck me all at once. While all of this is happening Élise is watching us and fingering herself while Desmond has been tied up and forced to watch it all”.
‘I want hot, angry sex with Shaun. You know he’d be a complete beast in bed when he’s angry.’