‘Why does Ubisoft make such characters you just wanna fuck til dawn? I mean don’t stop but god damn.’
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All of the Assassin’s Creed games could be made into porn parodies and you wouldn’t even have to change the name just title them like this, ASSassin’s Creed
Has anyone ever made a porn parody of Assassin’s Creed? If they haven’t already it has so much potential. 😜
Great idea, but I’m a little partial to Assassin’s Need (Assassin’s Plead if it has BDSM) myself. 😉
~ Signora Paola
‘I want to make love with Altair the same way he did with Maria on the tower.’
‘All the assassinos taking turns with me in a small hot tin roof shed by a lake in winter. After each and everyone of them has had a turn pounding me into oblivion, they’re all left gasping for air with the sucking and fucking I did with them individually. We all fall asleep naked with the smell of sex in the air but the one I cuddle up to is Connor. I rest my head on his tan, scarred, buff chest and he wraps his muscular arms around me. The next day we have a round 2 with the bonus of a bukkake.’
Altair’s dick. In my mouth. While Ezio. Takes care of. My pussy. Also Edward. Destroying my ass. All of this is happening. As I jerk off Connor in one hand. With Jacob in the other. Behind me is. Shay. Arno. Patiently waiting. For their turn. (I wrote it this way so you can read it like William Shatner)
I don’t know about you, anon, I think all this needs is some heavy beats and bass to groove to~
~ Signora Paola
‘I want every assassino to fuck me in their special positions now.’
You mean one of these? 😉
~ Signora Paola
‘You know, I’ve never been a fan of Desmond, but after reading a confession where he was tied up and forced to watch, I can’t help but find myself interested too. I would love to have sex with Altair, Ezio, Connor, Arno and Jacob, one right after the other (and sometimes two at once), while they all watch, especially Desmond tied to a chair, forced to watch and listen. Now that is a hot turn on.’
‘Altair and Jacob would definitely have deep/husky sex voices, they could say anything they want into my ears 😉’
‘When I get a boyfriend he’s totally dressing up as each and every hunky assassino and fucking me.’