‘I have a thing for accents and when each and every Assassin’s Creed came out I didn’t know that I would have masturbation material for a near decade.’
I want to fuck Altaïr in the face and then sixty-nine with him. I want so much dick sucking to happen with him and I want him to fill my mouth with his big dick and cum down my throat…..…… I WANT ALTAÏR’S DICK is that too much to ask.
‘I listen to Lana del Rey’s “Burning Desire” when I touch myself imagining that it’s one of the irresistible assassins pleasuring me.’
“I’ve very recently come to love Desmond. And right now I have this image of a shirtless Desmond with his jeans riding dangerously low on his hips, confidently striding towards me, ‘For Your Entertainment’ blasting in the background. Stopping in front of me, Desmond begins to dance erotically. Mmmmm!”
Confessed by: chaosbayne
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After each game I finish of the AC series two things happen: 1: I cry feeling a giant hole has been ripped in me. 2: I think the assassins would gladly fill it for me //if you catch my drift// ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Confession [x]
‘It is a true tragedy that the vast majority of our beloved Assassins (and Templars) lived before electricity, never mind the Sexual Revolution of the 1960’s, and have never had the chance to experience today’s marvelous flowering of sexual technology, either alone or with a lover.’
Indeed! This is why fanfiction is important IMO. We have the power break the rules and have our beloved characters live in time periods they would never have had the chance in canon. <3 It would be fun to explore how each of them would react to the liberal minds of the 20th and 21st centuries.
~ Signora Paola
The Dirty AssCreed Secrets blog got featured in the newest episode of The Assassin’s Den by Loomer!
Some kind of new milestone for our blog! Thanks for mentioning us, Loomer aka the person who sent a question to him about us! 😀
-Sister Teodora
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
‘I’m a girl but I wouldn’t mind dressing up as one of the male assassins and wear a realistic dick and fuck my girlfriend. 🌝’
“I just want to feel Altair’s hands all over my body and in my hair, hmph”.
“I want Altair and Ezio to both eat my out at the same time, both of them holding my legs and making me squirm and moan. Ezio giving playful licks to my thighs on one side while Altair is all up in there making out with me and then they switch and now it’s Ezios turn to give it to me, he works his way to my pussy by slowly kissing towards my upper thigh and Altair touching my boobs and waist with his rough hands,it’s all too much for me and I cum hard,I return the favour by sucking them both off”.