“Every time I listen to “Burn the Witch”, by Radiohead, I can’t help but let my mind wander towards some sort of slow, passionate sex between me and a random assassin/templar of the day. Recently though, I’ve been leaning towards Bloody Nora, Aveline, and sometimes even Altair. Really wish my bisexual ass would make up its mind.”
“I remember once my boyfriend walked in on me jacking of to Altaïr next thing I know he’s giving me a snowball while wearing my Altaïr cosplay costume best day ever if you ask me.”
[X]
“Last night I cum thinking about Altaïr and almost I screamed his name…Oh God…Just the thought of him eating me out and then fucking me roughly… ugh… I CAN’T!!!”
[X]
‘Sometimes I feel unsatisfied and empty. Altaïr would put a stop to that. He’d finger me until I was ready before filling me and fucking me hard. I would be his, and his only.’
Confession [x]
“A game of Truth or Dare with Ezio, Connor, Arno, Jacob, Desmond, and Clay… I somehow see Ezio try to get Connor out of his shell by daring him to make out with me. It would start out slow, until I wrap my arms around him to encourage him further.”
Confessed by: thatbellagaze
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“Impossible to settle for just one of the assassins. Possible to settle for two. Highly possible to settle for Malik and Altair tending to my wounds after I escaped a fight, and then after a week or two they ‘test’ whether I’m capable of handling fights or not. Which means they take me on the desk of the bureau at the same time and I try not to pass out from the pleasure. Gentle cuddles afterwards!”
‘I wouldn’t mind having cake by the ocean with Desmond. (P.S. In case you don’t know, cake by the ocean is slang for beach sex.) (P.S.S. All of the mods are awesome! Keep it up, my dudes/dudettes!!!)’
screenshot source: [x]
Thank you, anonimo, for the shout-out! Now I couldn’t find a high quality fic of Desmond’s model (Francisco Randez) in the ocean, so this was the best that I could do. Hope this turned out OK for you!
– Ezio Auditore
“I want a threesome with Altair and Jacob. Their dominant behavior makes me want them to look down on me and tell me with their deep husky voices very detailed what they are gonna do to me. If I obey they let me cum, calling me their good girl. The mere thought of Altair’s skilled hands and Jacob’s tongue both on my body makes me so wet. I would let them do anything to me.”
Confessed by: fuggnuckets
“The same anon who submitted the yema-drizzled bun here! I imagine Connor, Altaïr and Desmond’s respective butts would be perfect with yema.”
‘Honestly, for my birthday tomorrow I want to either play with Evie’s boobs or have Desmond wrapped in nothing but silk ribbons and covered in sakura petals. Either are good, but both could be better👌’
Confession [x]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to wish you a very happy and naughty Assassin-filled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) birthday! ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽