‘I like to think that the initiation ceremony (for Templars and/or Assassins) includes a moment when you must to have sex with one of the members (your favorite Templar or Assassin) in front of everyone to proof your “compromise” with the Order.’
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“I don’t know why but everytime I listen to Persian Rugs by PARTYNEXTDOOR, all I think about is Altair, Malik or even Kadar making sweet, slow love to me. They would be so gentle and so caring, making sure to pleasure all my sweet spots. Kissing me sweetly, whispering sweet nothings. Mmmmmmmm…”
“Lately I’ve been dreaming of Desmond wearing booty shorts and stripper heels while dancing along to Love, Sex, and Magic by Justin Timberlake and Ciara. Just the image of those long legs and that cute butt gets me so hot.”
“Altaïr is missing a finger, but he could still finger and fist the pussy out of you.”
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‘I am quite insecure with my body. What have been helping me to overcome these bad feelings is imagining delicious people as Ezio, Connor, Shay, Haytham or Jacob fucking me. Each one of them doing their own special things to make me feel loved and desired. Kissing the parts of me I hate. Saying how much their world would be boring without me. Praising the cuteness of my moans. Calling my name while I suck them. I would definitely be cured if I got all of them at once.’
‘After listening to Noah Watts on Twitch talk about how he and his ex-wife used to live in the same apartment complex with a porn editor, and how they made porn parodies of fandoms, that got me thinking: Imagine Altair, Jacob, Shay, Edward, and Ezio all starring in an AC porn parody gang-bang and you’re the star. ;D Except for Connor; he refuses to join because he’s a precious shy little virgin lol. So he’ll just turn red watching from the sidelines. Oh poor Connor~’
Imagine being Lucy Stillman, working for Abstergo. Desmond Miles would be the perfect excuse to wake up in the morning, feeling happy you’d go to work just to see him. 😉
‘I see Altair being Evie’s ideal man. While their serious demeanors compliment each other, Evie would find Altair’s rebellious streak and arrogance intriguing. Altair would be the dominant one in this relationship and he’d probably fuck Evie’s mouth really hard.’
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