‘Politically Incorrect Confession of the Day: Maria Thorpe has definitely told Altaïr to “lick my Crusader pussy, you heathen” (exact words) when he goes down on her. It’s a very dirty form of encouragement.’
‘Imagine the Assassins and Templar playing poker where instead of just winning poker chips at the end of the round, the person who had the winning hand has to issue a dare to one of the other players. Basically Truth or Dare crossed with poker. As the game progresses, each dare gets progressively naughtier and more daring until it culminates to an orgy, where it doesn’t matter which side you’re on, you’re gonna get some fucking in.’
“Honestly, if any of the Assassins/Templar babes were real, no matter who we are or what we’re into, we are not gonna care who sees us or what stops us, we’re gonna fuck our own brains out on them.”
Confessed by: clehjett
“I’ve always wanted to have very kinky and rough sex with all of the male Assassins.”
Confessed by: justjordyrenae
[X]
‘So today 10th of June is my birthday and I wish to have an orgy with all the Assassin’s Creed characters and that would be an awesome birthday sex party and gift.’
Confession [x]
Belated happy birthday, amico mio! We hope it was a great one!
“I happen to own a hookah and I don’t have a name for it yet but every time I’m smoking it and I put the hose in my mouth I always think about sucking Altair, Ezio or Jacob’s cock. Seriously I can’t choose…”
[X]
“I had a dream in which I was a librarian in Masyaf and one day Altair came to my shop and asked about the history of Assassin’s from Europe. We stayed up all night discussing and ended up kissing. He later fucked me hard and deep while making me read his favorite book. Needless to say, I woke up wet as fuck.”
Confessed by: hellotrongirl
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‘If there would be a romantic and sexy visual novel of Assassin’s Creed where all Assassini and Templars are in love with me I would buy that in heartbeat! But the problem would be I can’t choose between Altair, Ezio, Connor, Shay, Juhani or Jacob.’
Confession [x]
Book design inspired by Choose Your Own Adventure
Semi-serious story time: Any 80′s kid (or maybe even you 90′s kids) would probably remember the book series Choose Your Own Adventure where you, as the reader, are the protagonist of the story and able to make choices that would affect your story’s ending. Kind of like an interactive storytelling without actually using a computer.
I grew up reading these books and likely shaped how I viewed the world (a lot of the themes were actually serious and a little… out there). It was second person POV storytelling at its finest.
…..And now considering the content of the Haystack I’m actually thinking about making an actual interactive “Choose Your Own Paramour” fanfiction series. /o/
~ Signora Paola
“The assassins and their Strong, Dominant attitudes make me want to sub for any and every one of them! I’m sure at least some of them have considered laying with a man ;P”
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‘Whenever I see a picture of Altair’s lips (from first game) I just have the need to bite, kiss, lick and suck his lower lip in my mouth. I bet it tastes even better than it looks! (> ͜ʖ<)(> ͜ʖ<)’
Confession [x]