“I wonder if the Assassins ever sent… naughty love notes to their significant others through homing pigeons. You know what? I bet they did.”
Hmm… booty calls via pigeons? Perfetto! I wonder what the note would say.
~Claudia
“I dream of my favourite Templars and Assassins tied up, sitting on a stools, naked. I take turns pleasing them or punishing them as it suits me, but it drives me wild to bring the stoic ones, like Haytham, to moaning messes, or deny the aggressively sexual ones, like Ezio, release. All consensual, of course; afterwards, when I’m done toying with them, I’ll pick the ones who pleased me most for the finale – me.”
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‘I like the idea of an AU with Orange is the New Black, where I’m a prisoner at Lichfield. I can’t decide who to take as a lover though; hot prison guards Jacob or Edward? Or hot prison wives Evie, Anne or Mary. Maybe I’ll just to have them all.’
“My fav. Assassin’s Creed dream is to have Altair tie me down and do whatever he wants to me. He can fuck me, suck me, eat me, whatever he wants and the whole night would be dedicated to sex until he would release and fill me up. Then we’d cuddle.”
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‘Since it’s my birthday today, I want Altair and Ezio, with a side of Jacob for my main course. Then for dessert, I want Connor a la mode, and Desmond with lots of whipped cream. I also expect each assassin to be shirtless and wear a pair of loose fitting jeans while they dance like the men in Magic Mike XXL for my entertainment. So much sex and pleasuring! I think my ovaries are overloaded. :}’
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Happy birthday, amico mio! We hope you’ve had a great one! ;D
‘I don’t know if this is an entirely new sentiment or confession or not, but here goes. So we’ve all imagined the Assassins/Templars in modern day suits and tuxedoes. But imagine them doing a striptease out of those suits. They’d make a show out of it, and we’d all probably go nuts over them.’
Oh, I approve. Even better if your favourite Assassin/Templar offers you a home service afterwards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
“I can’t decide whether I want a threesome with the Frye twins, or with Edward Kenway and Mary Read. Both. Both is good.”
[X]
“I want to get fucked by Altair and Nathan Drake (Uncharted 3), perhaps in a tag team or separately. I would imagine it would be pretty rough and sweaty either way.”
[X]
‘I want Altair to get angry with me. Maybe I messed up on a mission or I simply got on his nerves. But I want him to get so angry with me that he takes me over his knee and spanks my ass fire engine red. I want him to beat my ass until he throws me to the dirt and takes me from behind with a punishing pace, calling me a naughty girl. I’d be sore for a while…But I’d love the hell out of it.’
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‘After a bath together Altaïr and I carefully return to Masyaf, when we reach his room we throw our clothes. That night him and I used every possible surface in the room for a rough fucking, we lost track of how many times each of us came, we just hope nobody heard us. The next day in the late morning Malik enters our room wondering why Altaïr isn’t up training yet only to see the answer lying in front of him – that being are glistening naked bodies sleeping off yesterday’s events.’
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