Halp! I was playing AC1 and I AM SHOOKETH. I imagined Kadar & Malik sharing me, with Malik showing Kadar how to turn me into a panting desperate mess. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE. NOW I PLAY AC1 JUST TO SEE THAT SALTY DAI
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‘I just really have a thing for when men moan. It’s SO incredibly hot. So naturally, I like to think about making all the assassin’s moan breathlessly for me. By any means necessary.’
Confession [@kansama]
I imagine Altaïr and Ezio (Brotherhood) getting really horny. And I’m the lucky person that’s both their lovers. Well they find me and pin me down. Ezio and Altaïr take turns with me until were all tired out. Then we would all cuddle and fall asleep in each other’s arms.
‘I want to be the Assassins’ cum dump. After a stressful day, they can just fuck me to relieve all that stress. Or if they just need someone to fuck, I’d be the girl they’d use. I can imagine laying on the bed, just filled with cum.’
For some reason every single time I listen to Ed Sheeran’s “Shape Of You”, I just think that all of the male assassins are singing the song especially in the chorus. Like, just imagine an assassin singing this to you just to woo you especially for those sexy moments in the bedroom. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I imagine Altaïr coming back from a long trip. Women were trying to get him to sleep with them so when he came back he was ‘frustrated’. So he found me and fucked the living life out of me.’
I’m taking an “afternoon nap” (actually masturbating) in the rooftop garden above my house. A breathless, sweaty, and bleeding Altair jumps in through the curtain. His eyes are on me, bewildered at the unexpected sight. I move towards him as we near the guards approach – I know his fate is in my hands. Altair is both aroused and afraid I’ll yell. I open my mouth, to kiss him. He nearly moans out loud when my hands start to work their way under his robes and down his trousers.
‘While out on a mission one day, Kadar got injured. Once we were safely back in the bureau, and he had been tended to, I started to give him oral, which surprised him. I carried on, licking and sucking, along with stroking, until he orgasmed. I’m pretty sure he felt better after that!’
Confession [@estel619]
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‘I imagine Altair takes me to his room so we can wind down. As Altair is ramming into me in his room Ezio just happens to walk by. He peeks into the room a little shocked to see Altair making me scream in pleasure. Altair stops and demands Ezio to come in. It ended up in a threesome.’
