‘I want Desmond and Altaïr to spread their cheeks for my dick. I’ll fuck Desmond nice and slow, and Altaïr fast and hard. We go several rounds, I’m sure I just won’t be able to get enough of them.’
‘Thank you Ubisoft for giving us Towel!Bayek, Fight Club!Frye Twins, Athos Duel Shirt!Arno, Spear Fishing!Edward and ToKW!Ratonhnhaké:ton … all this generous fan service is great for the imagination, and making it a lot easier to think up sweet sinful confessions!’
Oh, yes, praise be to Ubisoft indeed. 🙌🙏🛐
‘An intense threesome with Desmond Miles and Callum Lynch is all I’m asking for~ Sandwiched between these two insanely hot men, with Desmond stimulating me from the front, and Cal fucking me from the back, is my perfect sexual fantasy!’
‘Imagine if you will getting to introduce your favorite Assassin to the wonder that is modern lingerie. I bet it would take all of 2 seconds for them to rip it off :)’
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‘Perfect idea for the assassins and all their playmates! The hidden blade but instead of a blade, have a dildo. For a proper stabbing… (~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°)’
‘Because of Bayek’s bath towel outfit now I’m imagining all the Assassins having their own bath towel outfits. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even better – the Assassins in the baths. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘I wonder who among the male Assassins (and Templars) would love being pegged. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Make a poll, admins? Pls?’
Your wish is our command, dear anon! Please cast a vote on who among the male Assassins and Templars you think would love being pegged. You may also input your own answer, but do take note that female characters and “joke” responses will not be counted nor entertained.
‘Nothing makes me cum harder than the thought of Altaïr taking me with his big cock, holding me close, and growling in my ear as claims me with his seed, “You are mine.”’
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‘I’m a woman of color with very broad, curvy hips and they’ve always been somewhat of a point of insecurity for me. So imagine my surprise when it turns out Malik loves them, especially when I’m lying on my side exhausted after a long day. Just as my eyelids start to droop, I feel a touch ghosting over my hip, tracing my curves. I reach up to pull Malik in, and my insecurities fade into the background for the rest of the night.’
‘I would happily be a toy to any of the Assassins, as well as most Templars. If I’m being totally honest, anyone of the decadent ladies whom put together this page could call me pet and I’d be delighted.’
Be careful what you wish for, dear confessor 😏
~ Signora Paola