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Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla

Confessions

September 7, 2021

‘I would like to have a hot, steaming lesbian threesome with Evie and Female! Eivor, with Alexios watching it from his chair, masturbating and imagining his cock inside us 😌😏’

Confessions

September 6, 2021

‘Am I the only one who wanted to punch out Tonna’s lights when she called m!Eivor (perferably beardless, I have a sensitive skin 😅) a dove and said that if he wanted to do ‘some things’? My rage in that moment would put Thor’s thunders into shame! As soon as Eivor was done there and we’d have some free time I’d dominate him (despite his tough appearance I think he can be very submissive). We’d have a mix of rough and soft love making. I’ll make sure that I’m the only one who he’ll come to for cuddles and sweet moments in bed. And I won’t forget spoiling him and telling him how captivating his eyes are; like the ocean washing away all my negative thoughts and feeling.’

Confession [@ellie-rosewood]

Confessions

August 29, 2021

I’ve been playing a variety of games recently and I just want a dirty threesome with Crawford Starrick, Ubba Ragnarsson and Arthur Morgan. 😍They could do all they wanted to me and more. Random I know, but these dudes would be mine!’

Confessions

August 9, 2021

‘I want to eat Male Eivor‘s dick like a damn popsicle.’

Confessions

August 4, 2021

‘I’m in my twenties now and I haven’t fallen for a fictional character like Eivor since I was a teen. I love rough looking men with beards and tattoos and his voice is like coffee in the morning. I can only imagine what it feels like when he whispers sweet nothings into my ear. I just want him to pound me like I‘ve never been pounded before and I feel like he would know exactly what to do, having his rough hands all over my body and his beard scratching my thighs when he eats me out. He could do whatever he wants with me and he‘d be the type to be all sweet and loving afterwards. But please just choke me, pull my hair, tie me up, just dominate me king 🥵’

Confessions

July 26, 2021

‘I would crawl over hot coals to lick Basim’s hairy chest once.’

Confessions

July 19, 2021

‘I would like Altaïr, Bayek, and Eivor to positively wreck me. I wouldn’t be able to walk when they were done, and I am completely okay with that because you know those boys are perfect when it comes to aftercare.’

Confession [@behbydrahgun]

Confessions

July 16, 2021

‘I have been burning up with baby fever these past few weeks. Someone just give me a feral Eivor to fuck me until I can’t walk, fill me with his seed, and keep me plugged with his thick cock every night until I’m pregnant.’

Confession [@behbydrahgun]

Confessions

July 3, 2021

‘Every time I listen to Fever Ray’s song “The Wolf,” I think of an orgy with every character in AC Vahalla. And I’m throwing into the bunch as well.’

Confessions

June 14, 2021

‘You know the Amon Amarth song “Raise Your Horns”? Well now you know. And you know Lady Eivor is a beautiful Viking Queen who makes me raise my horn 😛 I want to spend my entire life with this badass woman.’