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Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla

Confessions

December 4, 2022

I want to romance Eivor properly, wine & dine with him, make love to him, kiss him tenderly, share his bed every night, and take care of him in every way I can.

(Note to the mod(s): Thank you so, so much for this blog, and for everything you do for the fandom! I love this little pocket you’ve created here, I’ve been here for years and I still come back regularly. I hope life is treating you all kindly!!)

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Grazie mille, dearest confessor! It’s very humbling to know that our old patrons still support the bordello even through its quiet and subdued moments <3

Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

November 21, 2022

‘Is it me, or does Charlie Hunnam look like Edward AND Eivor??? Everytime I see that sexy man, I immediately think of those two blond hotties 🥵’

Confession [@monrose9]

Confessions

October 1, 2022

‘I’m so horny that I imagine having wild sex with female!Eivor and Alexios, and both of us girls ending with a crazy creampie.”

Confessions

September 22, 2022

‘Where’s the love for Vili Hemmingson!? I want that man to throw me over his shoulders and take me to the nearest flat surface!! Just thinking of how cute he would look, face in between my thighs <3‘

Confessions

August 27, 2022

‘My pussy yearns to be sucked by Female!Eivor. Just imagining her doing the best cunnilingus ever made me come.‘

Confessions

August 22, 2022

‘So I’ve never had an interest in being a parent, but playing AC Valhalla, and meeting Basim Ibn Ishaq changed that. If he was real, and was ever looking for someone to bear his children I’d be first in line! The thought him filling me up everyday with his cum, breeding me, specifically to get me pregnant with his child…so hot 🥵’

Confessions, Crossovers

August 18, 2022

‘I really want to have a threesome with Basim Ibn Ishaq and Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins! Two super hot older guys who are probably into a little knife-play….👀 sign me up!‘

Confessions, Pairings

August 15, 2022

‘If Kassandra and Female!Eivor would be porn actresses, I bet that my favourite scene between them would be scissoring with Jacob‘s cock in the middle.‘

Confessions

August 4, 2022

For a few days now, I really want to fuck Layla so badly. She’s so damn beautiful 🖤

First, I want to press her onto the bed and do her with my strap-on until she screams the neighbours awake. My back is decorated with scratches. I give her lots of orgasms and make her squirt all over me, the toy, and the sheets. Of course I lick her clean after that, common courtesy, just giving her some more.

Then, she might be exhausted but she still wants to have some more fun. I lay down, she showers my body with kisses before she thrusts her fingers into me. She’s as rough with me as I was with her.

When we’re done with each other, we just lay in each other’s arms, kissing, still panting but satisfied.

Confession [@naveala]

Confessions, Pairings

July 28, 2022

‘I can imagine Eivor and Kassandra going down to business with Randvi. While Randvi just enjoys both strong and handsome women over her, the viking and the misthios are ‘fighting’ against each other who makes Randvi come more often.‘

Confession [ @naveala ]